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The Two Bobs episode 247 for Monday, April 15, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Blot Out the Sun from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/4XKG9 

* Robert made sweet love to a Maple Whip from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/7XDnJ 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll give you illegal butt injections in your sleep.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Tax Day 2024. The IRS would like to thank you for all the money you gave them last year.



* An Australian man was fined for peeing in a cup mid-flight. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-australia-passenger-fined_n_66101839e4b087003392cab5 

* A Sacramento porch pirate dressed up like a trash bag. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trash-bag-porch-pirate-sacramento-omar-munoz_n_660f258fe4b078af1447f785 

* A 9-year-old missed the bus and decided to drive himself to school. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50628329/9yearold-who-missed-school-bus-drives-moms-car-to-school-sparks-police-chase 

* A Texas mother and daughter were accused of administering illegal butt injections to boost patients’ confidence. https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/texas-mother-daughter-illegal-butt-injections-fda-operation/285-2bf0fe16-64be-4492-97fd-f31d1aba58dd 

* A Kentucky man faked his own death to get out of child support payments. https://globalpulsenews.com/kentucky-man-admits-to-faking-own-death-to-avoid-paying-child-support/ 

* Mental health experts confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is over 1,000 times more effective than using antidepressants. https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants 







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The Two Bobs episode 246 for Monday, April 8, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Coffee Chocolate from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-coffee-chocolate/#yes 

* Robert made sweet love to a Vanilla Everydae from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/Ne0G3 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your tattoos. 





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Solar Eclipse of 2024, when idiots all over the country will stare directly at the sun despite all the warnings not to stare directly at the sun.



* Florida Man® tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/waffle-house-tattoo-891673

* A police department in California was blocked from using Lego heads in its mugshots. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-california-mugshots-lego-heads_n_66043b93e4b0ddb37d3b53d6 

* An impaired driver wrecked a “Report Impaired Drivers” sign. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/report-impaired-drivers-sign-1.7153082 

* An animal lover rushed a sick baby hedgehog to the vet only to discover it was actually a hat pom-pom. https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/lifestyle/animal-lover-rushes-sick-baby-hedgehog-to-vet-only-to-find-out-shes-been-caring-for-a-hat-pom-pombritish-woman-mistakes-hat-pom-pom-for-baby-hedgehog/amp/ 

* According to the California Highway Patrol, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lanes. https://www.ksbw.com/article/chp-says-imaginary-friends-dont-count-in-the-carpool-lane-bay-area-driver-busted/60282841 

* A Texas dad landed his dream job of coming up with puns for naming beers at a local brewery. https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers 







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The Two Bobs episode 245 for Monday, March 25, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Whiskey Barrel Stout from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/5943c7507a 

* Robert made sweet love to a Galaphobia Milk Stout from Narrow Gauge. https://untp.beer/m7mlj 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hire a moving company to steal your sex dominoes.





* It snowed in Michigan this week. F this.

* Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi so Robert is boycotting them for eternity.

* This week’s CRAZY NEWS makes as much sense as a late-March snowstorm.



* A Georgia couple is claiming their moving company stole their sex dominoes. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/deputies-georgia-couple-says-company-stole-their-sex-dominoes/ZCDXQPFG7ZEYNNR32BN4L3EL3M/ 

* Feet story #1: A Georgia man grabbed a woman’s feet and rubbed them on his face. https://www.koin.com/local/washington-county/man-arrested-after-grabbing-womans-feet-and-rubbing-them-on-his-face-officials/ 

* A helicopter dad was arrested after he kept calling 911 about his kid’s homework. https://www.fox19.com/2024/03/14/dad-arrested-after-continuously-calling-school-about-childs-homework-complaint-shows/

* Voodoo Ranger is making pizza-flavored beer. Robert would pick that over Pepsi. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/voodoo-ranger-tombstone-pizza-beer/ 

* Feet story #2: This guy hasn’t worn shoes for years and is making money from it on OnlyFans. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-who-hasnt-worn-shoes-32304949 

* This Boeing 737 toy has wings that really fall off. It’s so realistic! https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-737-toy-features-wings-that-really-fall-off 







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The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ 

* Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll put a horse in your apartment.





* Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon.



* 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/

* Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person.



* A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d 

* A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544 

* A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife 

* A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html 

* A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji 







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The Two Bobs episode 243 for Monday, March 4, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a The Cranfather from Founders. https://untp.beer/QpxYj 

* Robert nursed a The Ice Treaty of Peace from Drekker. https://untp.beer/al78N 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your car and send you an apology letter.





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS just temporarily avoided a government shutdown.



* A guy in Texas stuck antiques up his ass before putting them back on the shelf. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitchell-vest-kilt-anus-antiques-texas_n_65d4f1c9e4b0f7fbe7b443d4 

* Robert’s neighbor left the hospital still wearing a hospital gown and stole an ambulance. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/search-underway-for-crash-survivor-who-stole-ambulance-in-fairfax-county/3547868/ 

* A woman in Ireland lost her disability case after photos emerged of her winning a tree-throwing competition. https://nypost.com/2024/02/27/lifestyle/mom-loses-800k-disability-case-after-photos-emerge-of-her-winning-tree-throwing-competition/ 

* The Florida Man® Games are the most Florida thing that has ever happened in Florida. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/02/24/florida-man-games/ 

* Don’t put batteries in your penis. Just ask this guy. https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/lifestyle/man-jams-batteries-in-penis-gets-drained-by-agonizing-surgery/ 

* Florida Man® jacked Grandma’s car and then sent her a four-page apology letter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-carjacks-grandmother-pens-four-page-apology-letter-police 







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The Two Bobs episode 242 for Monday, February 12, 2024:



* What are The Bobs drinking?



* Rob enjoyed a Stacked Blueberry & Maple from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/5WXz4 

* Robert nursed a Blueberry Milk of the Murder Hornet from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/zG38d 

* Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll show up at your home only wearing towels. 





* This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t be prosecuted because it has poor memory.



* A giant stuffed polar bear was stolen from a Canadian resort in freezing temperatures (probably July). https://www.businessinsider.com/canada-polar-bear-stuffed-stolen-resort-freezing-weather-2024-2 

* The world’s sexiest couple led a police chase with a dog, cat and four chickens in a spray-painted car. https://www.wlbt.com/2024/01/30/bonnie-clyde-wannabes-couple-leads-deputies-chase-with-dog-cat-4-chickens-inside-spray-painted-car/ 

* An elderly Florida Man® jiggled his balls in front of strangers. https://www.villages-news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-g******s-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/ 

* Sauna patrons dressed only in towels led a water rescue. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sauna-patrons-dressed-towels-pull-2-car-plunged-106895412 

* A man in California sued Disneyland for misleading advertising in calling it “The happiest place on earth.” https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-sues-disneyland-for-misleading-happiest-place-on-earth-advertising 







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