The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 232 for Monday, November 13, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Plead the 5^th – S’More from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/plead-the-5th-smore/   
  • Robert nursed a Dangerous Night Crew IPA from Drekker. https://untp.beer/NbXjA 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have pee delivered to your house.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Ron DeSantis’s high heels.
  • A GrubHub driver who delivered a cup of urine claims it was an accident. That sounds exactly like what a crazy person with a urine fetish would say. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a45709968/grubhub-delivery-cup-of-urine/ 
  • A naked man at the DFW Airport covered his shit with TGI Friday’s menus and Twitter had a blast with it. We know what you’re thinking: “TGI Friday’s still exists?” https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/heres-how-the-internet-handled-the-naked-dfw-airport-man-17511129 
  • A Connecticut man was charged with using police lights so he could get to work faster. https://dailyvoice.com/connecticut/norwalk/ct-man-charged-with-using-police-lights-so-he-could-get-to-work-faster/ 
  • Apparently shitting in line at Disney World is common and weirdly acceptable. https://www.sfgate.com/disneyland/article/poop-ride-lines-disneyland-disney-world-18465999.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark 
  • Florida Man® was caught pooping while trying to rob a boat. It’s good to multitask. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-man-caught-on-camera-pooping-while-trying-to-rob-a-boat 
  • A man rubbed peanut butter on his hand before slapping his nut-allergic neighbor in the face. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/man-spreads-peanut-butter-on-his-hands-before-slapping-his-nut-allergic-neighbor-in-the-face/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 231 for Monday, October 30, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Oatmeal Cookie from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-oatmeal-cookie/#yes  
  • Robert nursed a Barrel-Aged Barlywine from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/gKVdY   
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your beer. Just kidding. We’d never do that to beer!
• Listener Tony texted again, hopefully for the last time. We’re joking, Tony. Keep ‘em coming!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by far-right insurrectionist, and newly elected Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. God help us.
  • A Spaniard faked over 20 heart attacks to get out of paying restaurant bills. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12648755/amp/Conman-faked-having-heart-attack-bill-Alicante.html 
  • A worker at a Chinese brewery was caught peeing into a tank. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tsingtao-brewery-urinating-man_n_6536b17fe4b0c855610221a9 
  • As if Scottish people aren’t creepy enough on their own, this guy dressed as a clown and dared police to find him. https://nypost.com/2023/10/15/scottish-clown-terrifying-town-skelmorlie-dares-police-to-catch-them/ 
  • An international student from Vietnam couldn’t wait to go to school in Florida until she realized she’d enrolled at Miami University—in Ohio. Gross. https://www.insider.com/miami-university-ohio-confusion-student-florida-2023-10 
  • Florida Woman® hurled sausage at a gas station employee.  https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-hurls-sausage-gas-160203798.html 
  • The self-proclaimed leader of the Neck Beard Ninja Brigade was caught stealing cases of Mountain Dew. For a fake ninja he was incredibly easy to catch. https://dailynewsreported.com/philanthropic/self-proclaimed-leader-of-the-neck-beard-ninja-brigade-caught-stealing-cases-of-mt-dew/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 230 for Monday, October 16, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale from Lexington Brewing. https://untp.beer/rPDW8  
  • Robert nursed an Apple Crumb from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/yEYxr  
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant illicit ED drugs on your person.
• Robert still doesn’t have a car.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by whatever Mitch McConnell keeps starring at from behind the podium (insert silent pause). 
  • Hundreds of vaginas spilled onto a road in Russia. https://nypost.com/2023/10/08/hundreds-of-vagina-plaster-casts-spill-onto-road-after-crash/ 
  • A woman in Colorado beat the shit out of a mattress mascot. https://www.durangoherald.com/articles/durango-woman-cited-for-allegedly-attacking-mattress-mascot/ 
  • A bunch of Amish were shunned after the latest emergency alert test set off their forbidden cellphones. https://nypost.com/2023/10/07/amish-outed-for-carrying-forbidden-phones-during-emergency-alert/ 
  • An elderly Florida Man® from The Villages was arrested for stockpiling illicit Ed drugs. https://www.foxnews.com/us/villages-man-77-faces-hard-time-stockpile-illegal-ed-drugs-retirement-community-feds 
  • Grandma just used the litter box and nobody cares. Just let the old broad live whatever short time is left of her life. https://clickhole.com/you-do-you-queen-grandma-just-used-the-litter-box/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 229 for Monday, October 2, 2023:

• What are we drinking?
  • Rob downed an Upland Brewing Teddy Bear Kisses https://uplandbeer.com/beers/teddy-bear-kisses/
  • Robert enjoyed a Heavy Seas The Great’er Pumpkin https://untp.beer/zOQx
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll take you down to the local coffee shop.
• Rob had technical difficulties and was late. We’re sorry for the inconvenience.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS will have you throwing your Apple Watch into the nearest sorta-john..
  • Tony sent us a story about a secret soy sauce ingredient that made patrons skin fall off. Why can’t the rest of you be as good as Tony?. https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/
  • A quick drunken trip to the liquor store had a not so surprising ending. https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/dui-driver-tried-to-buy-alcohol-after-crashing-into-north-bay-store-police/
  • A woman jumped into a crap-filled port-john to get her lost Apple Watch. We’d have left it there. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-gets-stuck-michigan-outhouse-trying-get-apple-watch-police-remin-rcna108067
  • Some kids lost their electronics privileges and decided to take Mom’s car for a joy ride. 200 miles away. https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/23/us/florida-children-steal-mothers-car
  • A man with a zebra fetish goes to his local coffee shop to unwind. https://dailynewsreported.com/smegma/man-caught-masturbating-in-starbucks-to-some-really-strange-videos/

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The Two Bobs episode 228 for Monday, September 25, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Scoop Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/vanilla-scoop/ 
  • Robert nursed an Air Gourd’n Pumpkin Porter from Solace. https://untp.beer/47a82bf22c 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send Hank the Tank to your house.
• We talked more about nerdy iPhone shit. You’ll live.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as ironic as Lauren Boebert giving a handy in a theatre while preaching that schools are grooming kids.
  • Hank the Tank, made famous on a prior TTB episode (see TTB175: Suitcase Getaway), has been captured near Lake Tahoe. https://www.npr.org/2023/08/07/1192455516/hank-the-tank-bear-lake-tahoe 
  • A Krispy Kreme truck in Alaska was invaded by bears. That’s unsurprisingly the only newsworthy thing to happen that day in Alaska. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/19/Krispy-Kreme-van-bears-Alaska/8351695143277/ 
  • Florida Man® was arrested by trying to run on water from Florida to London using a makeshift inflatable hamster wheel. Apparently, you’re not supposed to do that. https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-after-trying-to-run-from-florida-to-london-in-a-makeshift-hamster-wheel-12956130 
  • A woman in North Dakota was arrested after kicking a police office in the butt. https://www.kxnet.com/crime-tracker/minot-woman-arrested-for-kicking-police-officers-butt-literally/ 
  • Pepperidge Farm has finally announced that it’s okay to pour milk on your Goldfish Crackers and eat them like cereal if you’ve recently lost a kid, or something. https://clickhole.com/laying-down-the-law-pepperidge-farm-has-announced-that-its-fine-to-pour-milk-on-your-goldfish-crackers-and-eat-them-like-cereal-if-youve-recently-lost-a-kid-or-something-but-otherwi/ 

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