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TTB180: Sterile Pete

On: April 25, 2022April 24, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 50:17 — 23.2MB)

The Two Bobs episode 180 for Monday, April 25, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Main Boss Stout from Fair State Cooperative. https://fairstate.coop/beer/main-boss/
- Robert took down a Baby Shark IPA from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-baby-shark/2994936
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll throw toilets at you.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS will remind you of that one time Grandma was using your computer after you forgot to clear your browser history.
- Apparently “sexsomnia” is a real thing. We’re still researching how to contract it voluntarily and will keep you posted. https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/18272714/sexsomnia-sleep-walking-for-sex-acts/
- The Easter Bunny practices safe sex. https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article260498872.html
- This guy masturbated too hard and nearly collapsed his lungs. PSA: There’s no need to hate fuck yourself. You can be a gentle self-lover and be just as satisfied. https://nypost.com/2022/04/13/man-rushed-to-er-after-crunching-lung-while-masturbating/
- A Pennsylvania man fled police and threw a toilet off the roof of a building at them. https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/man-flees-altoona-police-throws-toilet-from-roof-of-apartment-building/
- DNA testing revealed that this retired mailman fathered over 1,900 children between 1951 and 1964. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/dna-testing-reveals-mailman-fathered-over-1900-children-between-1951-and-1964/

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TTB148: Frothy Load

On: February 1, 2021February 7, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 51:50 — 23.8MB)

The Two Bobs episode 148 for Monday, February 1, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Porter from Saugatuck Brewing. https://saugatuckbrewing.com/beer/peanut-butter-porter/
- Robert slurped down a Nitro Iced Macchiato from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/nitro-iced-macchiato/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll pelt your house with alien feces.
1 episode in a row. Take that, China!
Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle exploded all over a UK woman’s home. If only we could all be so lucky.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like being stuck alone on an iceberg in the middle of the Pacific, having to drink your own urine to stay alive.
- A UK woman refused to sleep in the same bed as her husband just because his toes kept dying and falling off. What a prude! https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/health/my-wife-refused-sleep-same-19656070
- A Texas ambulance thief made a pitstop at a fast-food drive through and got caught. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/texas-ambulance-thief-caught-712309
- A man fleeing from the police said that he was driving too fast to pull over. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/18/i-would-have-crashed-fleeing-suspect-claims-he-was-driving-too-fast-to-pull-over-police-say/
- Oklahoma is finally passing legislation to catch that goddamn Big Foot. https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a35282929/bigfoot-hunting-season-oklahoma-legislation/
- A woman in a wheelchair, claiming to be Satan, is arrested for aggravated robbery with a baseball bat. https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/woman-in-wheelchair-arrested-for-aggravated-robbery-in-utah-county
- A meteorite fragment found in Canada turns out to be fossilized alien feces. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/meteorite-fragment-found-in-canada-revealed-to-be-fossilized-alien-feces/

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TTB136: Mask Nuggets

On: August 10, 2020August 9, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:01:33 — 28.3MB)

The Two Bobs episode 136 for Monday, August 10, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Sheehan’s Irish Stout from Rockford Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/rockford-brewing-company-michigan-sheehan-s-irish-stout/279201
- Robert indulged himself in a Lucy Juicy DIPA from Solace Brewing. https://solacebrewing.com/beer/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll hide face masks in your chicken nuggets.
Drinking is fun! https://www.addictions.com/explore/bad-and-boozy/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is worse than ordering chicken nuggets from McDonald’s only to realize they forgot the sauce.
- A lady in the UK freaked out after realizing her daughter’s chicken nuggets included an extra ingredient. https://www.hampshirelive.news/news/hampshire-news/my-daughter-choked-chicken-mcnugget-4395298
- Sleep Standards is giving five lucky couples $3,000 to have sex on mattresses and review them.https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a33500918/sleep-standards-couple-sex-mattresses-dream-job/
- A pizza delivery guy gets busted for jerking off in his girlfriend’s car in public. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/circle-k/circle-k-jerk-386052
- A German nudist was caught chasing a while boar that stole his laptop. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/aug/07/german-nudist-chases-wild-boar-that-stole-laptop-berlin-teufelssee
- Three elders died within minutes of each other after a 72-hour-long sex marathon. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/three-elders-die-within-minutes-during-a-threesome-that-turned-into-a-72-hour-long-sex-marathon/

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TTB050: Mount Your Sleep Partner

On: January 29, 2018March 19, 2018 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:09:54 — 32.3MB)

The Two Bobs episode 50 for Monday, January 29, 2018:

The Bobs broadcast live on Facebook this week to celebrate their 50th episode!
- You can watch the live episode on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TwoBobsPodcast/videos/1822253194453713/
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a The Double Magician from Shorts. https://www.shortsbrewing.com/beers/double-magician/
- Robert nursed a Dawn of the Red IPA from Ninkasi Brewing. http://www.ninkasibrewing.com/delicious/beers/flagship-series/dawn-of-the-red.html
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobertand @RobFromTTB or we’ll burn down all of your neighborhood Taco Bell locations.
Robert’s wife Melissa called in to call The Bobs out on past misguided history lessons. A few notes from the conversation:
- Melissa is not the boss of us.
- Rob’s drunken tirades should never be taken seriously.
- Plymouth Rock did indeed exist in the 1400’s, we just didn’t know yet.
- Melissa seems to have missed the big picture, which is that Squanto was a piece of shit human being and the world is a better place without him.
The Bobs had a few other call-ins including their worst listener Karen, her daughter Cassidy, Elderly Listener, and their first ever live conversation with Scary Caller!
Rob sleeps like a bear. Robert, on the other hand, likes to add a little more flare to his sleep cycles.
- 37 batshit crazy things people have done in their sleep. https://www.buzzfeed.com/carolinekee/why-are-you-sleeping-with-a-watermelon
Yet another double dose of CRAZY NEWS! The Bobs are making podcasting great again, unless you’re from Mexico.
- Locals (Read: rednecks) from a town in Alabama held a candlelight vigil for their Taco Bell that burned down. Must have been their only restaurant. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/taco-bell-candlelight-vigil_us_5a6679e1e4b0e5630072d2be
- The author of Alcoholic’s Guide to Adventure was arrested after making a drunken 911 call claiming his wife had transformed into a black widow spider. He must be working on his next book. Keep an eye out for it on Oprah’s book club! https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/william-rutger-911-alcoholics-guide-to-adventure_us_5a60e20ee4b05085db606edf

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TTB029: Sausage Missile

On: August 7, 2017August 13, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:16:58 — 35.3MB)

The Two Bobs episode 29 for Monday, August 7, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob slurped down a Rise of the Mayan Dog by Thirsty Dog Brewing Co. http://www.thirstydog.com
- Robert indulged on a Rise Up Stout by Evolution Craft Brewing Co. http://www.evolutioncraftbrewing.com
- If you don’t follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB we can’t be friends anymore.
Our friends over at Color Me Dead mentioned us on their podcast. They’re awesome, especially if you’re into true crime shit!
We got some great feedback on our nerdy iPhone segment from TTB028. To those who participated: Thanks! To those who didn’t: We’ll let it slide this one time as an exception.
Rob got a really cool big people sound machine called Snooz. Check it out at http://www.getsnooz.com!
Lots of people deserve to be slapped in the head, but these 23 guys and gals set the bar pretty high. http://diply.com/people-who-deserve-slap
Crazy news! The Bobs are known for liking sausage (not as much as pizza though, but pizza with sausage sounds like the best of both worlds) but this Florida family could have done without 15 pounds of it pelting their roof in the middle of the night. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sausage-roof-florida_us_59724f78e4b00e4363df57fb

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