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TTB210: Punched in the Punum

On: April 3, 2023April 16, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 210 for Monday, April 3, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a CHONK Midnight Snack from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-midnight-snack/4590481
- Robert took down a Smooth or Die Milk Stout from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-smooth-or-die/4092634
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll make you late for your job interview at Taco Bell.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is being brought to you from 32,000 feet above ground because Rob forgot to do show notes before he left for vacation.
- Florida Man® was charged with assault trying to escape from another passenger who farted on an airplane. No, it’s not the flight Rob is on. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fbi-man-who-fled-flatulent-airline-passenger-charged-with-assault-16156127
- Burglars in Wisconsin stole a security camera that kept recording from their kitchen table. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/watch-stolen-camera-continues-transmitting-from-burglars-home/43380983#
- Florida Man® drove 100 MPH to ensure his girlfriend wasn’t late for her job interview at Taco Bell. https://brevardtimes.com/2023/03/cops-florida-man-drove-100-mph-to-take-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/
- A half-naked woman in Georgia attacked police and urinated in their patrol car. https://www.wjbf.com/news/georgia-news/police-half-naked-georgia-woman-attacks-deputies-and-urinates-in-patrol-car/
- A man spiked his pizza with laxatives to catch an office lunch thief. The incident led to a really shitty situation. https://dailynewsreported.com/potpourri/man-spikes-his-pizza-with-laxatives-to-catch-the-lunch-thief-at-work-what-happens-next-is-really-shitty/

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TTB182: Lifelong Stump

On: May 16, 2022May 15, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 182 for Monday, May 16, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Rocky Road Stout from Untitled Art. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-rocky-road-stout-w-chocolate-shoppe-ice-cream/4717817
- Robert took down a Bringing Extra Sexy Back from Aslin. https://untappd.com/b/aslin-beer-company-bringing-extra-sexy-back/3948293
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant a penis on your forearm.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described in one word. We’re not going to tell you what it is though because it’s personal.
- A UK man lived six years with a penis attached to his arm. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10779775/The-Man-Penis-Arm-Man-47-lived-six-years-penis-attached-ARM.html
- A soccer (or “football” to the rest of the world) player was dropped from his team for farting and laughing too much. https://www.espn.com/soccer/lyon-fralyon/story/4662498/marcelo-dropped-from-lyon-first-team-for-farting-and-laughing-in-dressing-room-sources
- This guy lost 85 pounds while still eating Taco Bell. Anything is possible! https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/man-behind-viral-stuft-nacho-tiktoks-explains-how-he-lost-85-pounds-while-still-eating-taco-bell/
- A suspected lawnmower thief mowed the victim’s grass before taking off. https://kfdm.com/news/local/security-footage-shows-suspected-lawn-mower-thief-mowing-victims-grass-with-it
- A Florida woman pulled over for drunk driving claimed she only drank at red lights. https://dailynewsreported.com/inspirational/florida-woman-claims-she-only-drank-at-red-lights/

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TTB162: Cat Coats

On: September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 162 for Monday, September 13, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a White Russian Nitro from Left Hand. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/white-russian-nitro
- Robert had a The Child IPA from Unseen Creatures. https://untappd.com/b/unseen-creatures-brewing-and-blending-the-child/3639476
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll make a fur coat out of your cat.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that time you lost your virginity: It won’t last long and it will leave you mildly disappointed.
- A naked woman drove a golf cart through a standoff in—you guessed it—Florida. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-woman-drove-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-dunedin-deputy-says/
- This Dairy Queen customer was not having the restaurant’s mask policy so he did the only logical thing: whipped out his dick and pissed on the counter. https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/dairy-queen-customer-urinates-at-counter-after-mask-dispute-on-vancouver-island-1.5567370
- An Omaha man stabbed himself in the leg while driving holding a knife and eating Taco Bell. https://omaha.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/omaha-man-stabs-himself-in-leg-while-driving-holding-knife-and-eating-taco-bell/article_08ed535c-0cd3-11ec-ac5f-33d712bb7ff2.html
- Yet another domestic violence case involving pasta. There’s literally nothing else to say at this point. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/another-pasta-battery-923518
- A Michigan man sued his parents for trashing his porn collection and won a $30,441 settlement. https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97
  - Sound familiar? We talked about this basement dweller back in April 2019 in TTB099: Smut Collection. Listen here: https://www.thetwobobs.com/099/
- A little old lady was arrested for stealing neighborhood cats and using their fur to make coats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/little-old-lady-arrested-for-making-fur-coats-with-neighbors-cats/

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TTB137: Mr. Chinchilla

On: September 7, 2020September 6, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:00:11 — 27.7MB)

The Two Bobs episode 137 for Monday, September 7, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Downtown Bourbon Brown by Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-downtown-bourbon-brown/1087083
- Robert indulged himself in a White Chocolate Raspberry Imperial White Milk Stout. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/white-chocolate-raspberry/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll accuse you of witchcraft.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a Nickelback song: terrible but you just can’t get it out of your head.
- A couple of expensive cars crashed, and we were there to report it. https://carbuzz.com/news/bugatti-chiron-and-porsche-911-involved-in-4-million-crash
- A dummy stole a tip jar, after applying for a job he probably won’t get. https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/man-robs-pizza-restaurant-right-after-applying-for-a-job-there-gets-caught/
- It’s a well known fact that witchcraft often leads to shootings. https://www.chronicleonline.com/news/crime_and_courts/accusation-of-witchcraft-leads-to-shooting-arrest/article_4306cc20-e7be-11ea-839a-e73ae4644d91.html
- A Ukraine hotttie had to get off the plane in a hurry. Because she was hot. https://www.thesun.ie/news/5852131/woman-walks-plane-wing-too-hot/
- A weirdo drove naked through the Taco Bell drive through because his wife didn’t do her duty and finish his laundry in time for him to eat lunch. https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/oklahoma-man-detained-naked-taco-bell-drive-thru
- Snakes, but not on a plane. You’ll want to keep your mouth closed for this one. https://www.the-sun.com/news/1395500/snake-pulled-throat-slither-sleep-video/
- Some dude named Gaylord sued his parents. For naming him Gaylord. We don’t see the issue. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/teenager-sues-his-parents-for-250000-for-naming-him-gaylord/

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TTB107: Sheep Is Dolly

On: July 29, 2019August 25, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 45:13 — 20.8MB)

The Two Bobs episode 107 for Monday, July 29, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Maple Oak from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/dragons-milk-reserve
- Robert enjoyed a Luponic Distortion (Series 12) from Firestone Walker. https://www.firestonebeer.com/beers/luponic-distortion.php
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll turn your home into a kookaburra breeding facility.
We all know that Alexa is a creeper and spies on our every word. Here’s some of the craziest things she’s said. https://www.ranker.com/list/creepy-amazon-alexa-stories/jake-black
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is shittier than a colonoscopy.
- This guy took his car in for service and ended up in a shitty situation. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/blogs/off-the-beat/2019/07/09/scatological-case-indian-river-county-requires-stool-pigeon/1619094001/
- Chick gets busted for pouring Hennessy into a Taco Bell employee’s mouth. That explains why Taco Bell can never get Rob’s order right and the food looks like it was prepared by a blind chimp. http://www.foxla.com/news/woman-arrested-for-allegedly-pouring-alcohol-into-mouth-of-taco-bell-employee-from-car-in-drive-thru
- Florida man gave his brother’s name to the cops and was arrested because his brother had a warrant out for his arrest. Seems like a nice family. Their parents must be proud! http://thefloridamantimes.com/jacob-hisel-florida-man-july-24/
- Horny kookaburras caused a massive blackout. Let’s just say sparks flew. https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/d3n5nj/horny-birds-kookaburras-cause-mass-blackout-perth-australia-by-rooting-on-power-lines
- A Kentucky man tried to weed whack someone over stolen candy bars. https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Kentucky-man-attacked-man-with-weed-eater-over-stolen-candy-bars-513006431.html
- A prostitute avoided jail time by claiming she was a spermaholic. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prostitute-avoids-jail-time-after-being-diagnosed-as-spermaholic/

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