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TTB179: Together At Last

On: April 11, 2022April 10, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 179 for Monday, April 11, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Double Chocolate Stout from Rogue. https://www.rogue.com/products/double-chocolate-stout
- Robert took down a KBS Hazlenut from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs-hazelnut/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll let your church know you’re on OnlyFans.
For the first time ever we were in the same room when we recorded this episode!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is crazier than Dulles International Airport. Rob may be sitting at a gate waiting for his flight home as he’s typing these show notes.
- A man on a Southwest flight joined the mile-high club with himself in front of another passenger before “cleaning up.” https://www.huffpost.com/entry/antonio-sherrodd-mcgarity-masturbation-southwest-airlines_n_624b6d1de4b007d38459de11
- A woman attacked a couple with a samurai sword after being refused a threesome. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10695925/Crazed-woman-attacks-couple-Samurai-SWORD-refuse-threesome.html
- A Bay Area woman who was arrested for stealing a car drove a stolen car to her court appearance.https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/woman-arrested-for-car-theft-drove-another-stolen-car-to-court-appearance-dublin-police/
- You’re not going to believe this but a woman in a Florida Walmart was tased after wielding a knife at people.https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/watch-florida-deputy-shocks-woman-wielding-knife-in-store/
- A Mormon woman left the church to join OnlyFans. https://nypost.com/2022/03/29/i-left-the-mormon-church-to-join-onlyfans-and-im-having-the-best-sex-of-my-life/
- A man who kept having his work lunch stolen hid ghost peppers in his pizza. https://dailynewsreported.com/romance/tired-of-his-co-workers-eating-his-lunch-man-grinds-up-ghost-peppers-onto-his-pizza-to-exact-revenge-on-the-thieves-what-happens-next-is-pure-chaos/

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TTB154: Colostomy Bag Assault

On: May 17, 2021May 16, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 154 for Monday, May 17, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking? (apparently Rob was drinking too much, based on this week’s show notes)
- Rob enjoyed a Salted Caramel Smoked Porter from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-oddside-salted-caramel-smoked-porter/3989784
- Robert had a Little X IPA from Ardent Craft Ales. https://ardentcraftales.com/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll replace your laundry detergent with cocaine and file an anonymous tip with law enforcement.
- Half-assing this week’s CRAZY NEWS because the sun is out and I’m inebriated. Cheers!
  - This fucker lost his phone and tased his mother. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/mothers-day-shocker-521903
  - This fucker stole beer then tried to return it. https://www.wlwt.com/article/police-man-accused-of-stealing-14-cases-of-beer-attempts-to-return-it-stating-wife-bought-wrong-beer/36411530
  - This fucker rammed her car through her ex’s house. https://news.yahoo.com/orlando-lawyer-mother-left-her-171253353.html?guccounter=1
  - This fucker caught another fucker cheating after he sent her a video of the fucker he was fucking to the first fucker. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/woman-caught-boyfriend-cheating-accidentally-sent-video-instead-photo
  - This fucker used a colostomy bag for a lasso. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/05/02/man-arrested-at-kid-rocks-bar-for-removing-colostomy-bag-and-swinging-it-around/
  - This fucker doesn’t know the difference between cocaine and laundry detergent. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-hospitalized-after-mistaking-three-pounds-of-laundry-detergent-at-laundromat-for-cocaine/

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TTB019: Real Men Wear Rompers

On: May 22, 2017June 11, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 19 for Monday, May 22, 2017:

Rob bought a pickup truck. He’s making ‘Murica great again.
The Bobs got a creepy ass voicemail. Not even Google could decipher what the guy was saying.
We reminisced about our chat with Elderly Listener last week.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob drank a Milk Stout Nitro by Left Hand Brewing Co. and demonstrated how to properly pour a nitro beer. http://www.lefthandbrewing.com
- Robert enjoyed a Samuel Adams Rebel Grapefruit IPA while Rob accused him of drinking non-craft beer. https://www.samueladams.com/craft-beers/rebel-family/rebel-grapefruit-ipa
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
Our friends at You Don’t Know Ish (http://youdontknowish.podbean.com/) wanted to know whether or not a leaky ceiling dream meant Robert wet the bed. Nope. #fakenews
- You can also follow them on Twitter at twitter.com/_youdontknowish
More talk about dreams and such
Men’s rompers are real. The Bobs won’t be participating in this new fashion trend. https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomvellner/romphim-i-hardly-knew-him
Stupid people do stupid shit. Some examples:
- Two idiotic blokes cover a trampoline with 1,000 mouse traps and dive in. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/slow-motion-mouse-traps_us_59142245e4b030d4f1efc1ec
- Man realizes he’s on TV and cuts a rug on top of a parking garage. http://mashable.com/2017/05/18/man-dances-on-tv-helicopter-camera
- Aussie punches a great white shark in the nose and tells it to “Get the F___ off!” https://www.buzzfeed.com/deannye/what-you-got-mick-fanning
- Some genius tries to make out with a rattlesnake. You already know what happens next. http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/florida-mans-attempt-to-kiss-rattlesnake-goes-horribly-wrong/
Crazy news story! Idiot Punches a cop at McDonald’s and gets the holy hell tased out of him. https://origin.foodbeast.com/news/mcd-punches-cop/

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