The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 207 for Monday, March 6, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Big Kahuna from Odd Side Ales. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-big-kahuna/2047935 
  • Robert took down a Sweet Baby Banana! From DuClaw. https://duclaw.com/beers/sweet-baby-banana/ 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll eat your key lime pie. 
• Rob had a shitload of technical difficulties this week causing Robert’s shitty beer to get warm.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS happened miraculously, much like this entire episode. Fuck you.
  • Florida Man® assaulted his brother with water for eating his key lime pie. “Key lime pie” is not a sexual euphemism, you sick bitch. https://bestlifeonline.com/news-florida-man-key-lime-pie/ 
  • A woman in Georgia drove her SUV into Popeye’s after they forgot her biscuits. Can’t really blame her. https://www.wjbf.com/news/crime-news/woman-behind-bars-after-allegedly-driving-suv-into-popeyes-building/ 
  • Florida Woman® attempted to cheat a urinalysis using soda and tap water. What’s more surprising is where she stashed the container. (Hint: It was in her vagina) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/urine-more-trouble-759380 
  • A California man called the police in Hollywood, Florida threatening to blow up the Hollywood sign. https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/21/dumb-criminal-threaten-blow-up-hollywood-sign-florida/ 
  • A former prostitute got a job at a sperm bank and got caught sampling the specimens. By “sampling the specimens” we were referring to her drinking cum. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/retired-prostitute-arrested-for-consuming-semen-samples-while-working-at-a-sperm-bank/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 206 for Monday, February 27, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a KBS Chocolate Cherry from Founders.  https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/kbs-chocolate-cherry/ 
  • Robert took down a Double Dark Chocolate Biggie S’Mores from Three Notch’d. https://threenotchdbrewing.com/products/double-dark-chocolate-biggie-smores 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll borrow your credit card and buy one of everything from Dollar General.
• A man loses a bunch of weight by eating ten slices of pizza every day causing us all to rethink our fitness journeys. https://studyfinds.org/all-you-can-eat-pizza-diet/ 
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as mind-blowing as a Los Angeles blizzard.
  • Florida Man® robbed a gas station and left his debit card behind. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-leaves-his-debit-card-at-gas-station-break-in-deputies-say 
  • Florida Woman® bathed naked in a library parking lot. https://nbc-2.com/news/2023/02/08/naked-immokalee-woman-used-library-parking-lot-to-freshen-up/ 
  • Florida Man® loaded up $1,400 worth of goods into his shorts at Dollar General. https://96krock.com/2023/02/21/florida-man-and-his-accomplice-steal-1400-in-merchandise-from-dollar-general-by-stuffing-items-in-their-shorts/ 
  • Florida Woman® wrecked her car driving on the wrong side of the road and blamed oncoming traffic. https://cbs12.com/news/local/anessia-jines-their-bad-woman-driving-the-wrong-way-blames-oncoming-traffic-for-crash-deputies-say-okaloosa-county-sheriffs-office-february-20-2023? 
  • A criminal caught after cutting off 37 man buns (a.k.a. “knop tots”) claims he “was doing the lord’s work.” We can’t necessarily disagree with him. https://dailynewsreported.com/breakingnews/criminal-caught-after-cutting-off-37-man-buns-in-one-day-claims-he-was-doing-the-lords-work/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 205 for Monday, February 13, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Barrel-Aged Marvelroast from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-barrel-aged-marvelroast/5217598 
  • Robert took down a Biggie S’Mores Imperial Stout from Three Notch’d https://threenotchdbrewing.com/products/biggie-smores-imperial-stout 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll decorate your car in pineapples and loofahs.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as safe as social security benefits after Biden’s State of the Union. We did it, Joe!
  • Police arrested a Florida Man® wearing a Batman mask after stealing from Walmart. https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/police-arrest-man-wearing-batman-mask-after-stealing-from-walmart-41166/ 
  • The Villages, FL, populated by swinging geriatrics, has a color-coded loofah system to let everyone know what weird sex shit they’re into. https://nypost.com/2023/02/03/swingers-swap-upside-down-pineapples-for-loofahs/ 
  • A naked man at an Iowa hotel assaulted people with a plunger. https://www.kcci.com/article/naked-man-toilet-plunger-des-moines-hotel/42760896# 
  • A woman in Minnesota assaulted her boyfriend with a whole chicken. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/chicken-lickin-950318 
  • Here’s one about a man who dragged his wife home from an all-you-can-eat buffet so she could clean the house because, you know, that’s much better. https://dailynewsreported.com/love-conquers/husband-drags-wife-home-from-all-you-can-eat-buffet-so-she-can-clean-the-house/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 204 for Monday, February 6, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Rum Barrel-Aged Rubaeus from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-rum-barrel-aged-rubaeus/5215337 
  • Robert took down a CHONK Cherry Drumstick from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-cherry-drumstick/5113534 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal all of your chicken wings.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Chinese Spy Balloon. May it rest in peace. 
  • If you’re wondering why chicken wings are so expensive it’s because a Chicago school worker stole half of them. https://wgntv.com/news/wgn-investigates/suburban-school-worker-charged-with-stealing-1-5m-worth-of-chicken-wings/ 
  • Florida Man® was so upset about his chicken wings that he shot the restaurant. https://nbc-2.com/news/2023/01/27/naples-man-grabs-gun-when-chicken-wings-arent-ready/ 
  • A topless woman broke into a church and destroyed their Jesus. https://www.kmov.com/2023/01/25/topless-woman-breaks-into-church-destroys-jesus-statue-police-say/ 
  • A Detroit man ran out of gas on I-94 and did the only logical thing by telling police he was being shot at. https://www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news/man-ran-out-of-gas-tells-police-his-vehicle-was-shot-at-on-i-94-to-get-quick-response/ 
  • An elderly woman, also one of California’s largest meth dealers, pretended to have Alzheimer’s for over 10 years so nobody would suspect her. https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/elderly-woman-pretended-to-have-alzheimers-for-over-10-years-all-the-while-she-was-one-of-californias-largest-methamphetamine-manufacturers/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 203 for Monday, January 30, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Cinnamon Churro Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untappd.com/b/untitled-art-chocolate-cinnamon-churro-pastry-stout/5140553
  • Robert took down a CHONK Pineapple Whhhip from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-chonk-pineapple-whhhip/4546498
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll lock you in a dog crate.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has more discrepancies than George Santos’s resume.
  • Don’t be a burglar in Queensland, Australia. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/true-stories/queensland-dad-applauded-for-gold-reaction-to-wouldbe-thieves/news-story/ec2c0b6c7a666248a1020f117ab5ade5
  • Get paid to eat cheese every night! https://www.foodandwine.com/get-paid-to-eat-cheese-every-night-7096474
  • These humans locked themselves in dog crates. https://abc7chicago.com/viral-video-dog-crates-locked-in-crate-couple-locks-themselves/12718941/
  • Soccer porn is where the party’s at. https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/17/porn-audio-starts-playing-during-bbc-soccer-broadcast-network-apologizes/
  • Don’t drive drunk and then call your drunk friend to come pick you up to avoid being arrested. https://www.mlive.com/news/2023/01/driver-arrested-for-owi-after-trying-to-help-friend-getting-arrested-for-owi.html
  • Britney Spears kicked a stalker in the face and he didn’t seem to mind at all. https://dailynewsreported.com/sun-glasses/britney-spears-kicks-stalker-in-the-face-and-he-doesnt-seem-to-mind-at-all/

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.