The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob feasted on a Darkstar Stout from Big Lake Brewing. http://biglakebrewing.com/beer_type/beer/
- Robert suckled the teat of a Hanalei Island IPA from Kona Brewing Co. https://konabrewingco.com/our-beers
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll Photoshop you banging a goat and post it on social media.
- Rob murdered his garage door with his truck. Oops!
- Post has some interesting (and possibly disgusting) new sweet and savory cereals.
- The Bobs bought a bunch of CRAZY NEWS this week. Don’t worry, we made Mexico pay for it. It was either that or declare a state of emergency and secure federal funding.
- We all know that the sound of Christmas music is worse than a suitcase full of cats so we can’t empathize with this guy who got his ass kicked for singing it. https://triblive.com/news/valley-news-dispatch/police-harrison-man-choked-victim-driving-car-because-he-wouldnt-stop-singing-christmas-songs/
- Drunk bitch is arrested for drinking a six pack of Stella Artois. We should also mention that she was in the Target dressing room at the time. https://www.kcra.com/article/woman-drinks-6-pack-of-beer-in-target-dressing-room-lathrop-police-say/26787330
- In a clear example of Peak Millenial, an unemployed 30-year old woman still living with her parents is arrested for throwing a house phone at her mother’s head for refusing to drive her to yoga. These are the same people that will be running the world some day. God help us. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-unemployed-millennial-throws-phone-at-mother-for-not-driving-her-to-yoga-class
- A drunk woman stumbles into a deli and is arrested, not because she made a scene but because she was carrying a suitcase full of cats at the time. https://patch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/drunk-woman-suitcase-full-cats-arrested-stafford-scso
- A Florida woman—and we use the term “woman” loosely—is arrested for shooting her boyfriend because he snored too loud. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-for-snoring-too-loudly-deputies-say
- This devout Catholic went on a beer-only diet for Lent. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/11/Ohio-man-goes-on-beer-only-diet-for-Lent/2221552326331/
- Only in the great state of Alabama…A man is caught cheating on his wife with a goat. He’s baaaaaaaaaaad! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alabama-man-cheated-on-his-wife-for-a-goat/
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