September 2023 Archives

TTB228: Vanilla Scalp

On: September 25, 2023September 25, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 228 for Monday, September 25, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Scoop Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/vanilla-scoop/
- Robert nursed an Air Gourd’n Pumpkin Porter from Solace. https://untp.beer/47a82bf22c
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send Hank the Tank to your house.
We talked more about nerdy iPhone shit. You’ll live.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as ironic as Lauren Boebert giving a handy in a theatre while preaching that schools are grooming kids.
- Hank the Tank, made famous on a prior TTB episode (see TTB175: Suitcase Getaway), has been captured near Lake Tahoe. https://www.npr.org/2023/08/07/1192455516/hank-the-tank-bear-lake-tahoe
- A Krispy Kreme truck in Alaska was invaded by bears. That’s unsurprisingly the only newsworthy thing to happen that day in Alaska. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/19/Krispy-Kreme-van-bears-Alaska/8351695143277/
- Florida Man® was arrested by trying to run on water from Florida to London using a makeshift inflatable hamster wheel. Apparently, you’re not supposed to do that. https://news.sky.com/story/man-arrested-after-trying-to-run-from-florida-to-london-in-a-makeshift-hamster-wheel-12956130
- A woman in North Dakota was arrested after kicking a police office in the butt. https://www.kxnet.com/crime-tracker/minot-woman-arrested-for-kicking-police-officers-butt-literally/
- Pepperidge Farm has finally announced that it’s okay to pour milk on your Goldfish Crackers and eat them like cereal if you’ve recently lost a kid, or something. https://clickhole.com/laying-down-the-law-pepperidge-farm-has-announced-that-its-fine-to-pour-milk-on-your-goldfish-crackers-and-eat-them-like-cereal-if-youve-recently-lost-a-kid-or-something-but-otherwi/

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TTB227: EasyJet Escapade

On: September 18, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 227 for Monday, September 18, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Banana! from DuClaw. https://duclaw.com/beers/sweet-baby-banana/
- Robert nursed a Farmhouse Pumpkin from Hardywood. https://untappd.com/b/hardywood-park-craft-brewery-farmhouse-pumpkin/80139
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll invite all the local bears over your house for hard seltzers.
It’s iPhone upgrade time! We talked about it way longer than you want to hear about it. With any luck, Robert has trimmed it down for you.
Every once in a great while, a CRAZY NEWS segment comes along and changes your life forever. This isn’t one of them.
- Florida Man® lost his shit on a crew burying cables near his lawn. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article279207934.html
- Two passengers having a good time (sexually) in an airplane lavatory were caught when a flight attendant opened the door. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12505057/EasyJet-cabin-crew-catch-two-passengers-having-sex-plane-toilet.html
- A three-legged Florida Bear® broke into a family’s fridge and drank their White Claws. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/09/06/3-legged-bear-swigs-white-claw-seltzers-from-lake-mary-familys-fridge-report/
- Paw Patrol snacks were recalled after it was discovered that a link posted on the packaging led to a porn web site. There’s no better time to learn the birds and the bees than while eating tasty snacks! https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/05/Lidl-Paw-Patrol-snacks-recalled-explicit-website/5041693944429/
- A feature build into the new iPhone 15 will let users know when it’s time to throw it into the sea. Cue Phil Schiller’s infamous “Can’t innovate anymore, my ass!” line. https://clickhole.com/awesome-apple-has-announced-that-the-iphone-15-will-notify-you-when-its-time-to-throw-it-into-the-sea/