The Two Bobs episode 77 for Monday, September 24, 2018:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed an Amber Ale from Bells. https://www.bellsbeer.com/beer/year-round/bells-amber-ale
- Robert loved his Hog Waller Scramble from Champion Brewing. He loves every swine-based food product though. http://championbrewingcompany.com/beer/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll break into your home and rub our butts on your produce.
- Some of Amazon’s new Alexa products blow our minds. Some are plain stupid. We’ll let you know which ones are worth blowing your life savings on. https://techcrunch.com/2018/09/20/the-long-list-of-new-alexa-devices-amazon-announced-at-its-hardware-event/
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so fucking stupid it even makes you look slightly smarter than an invalid.
- (VA) Robert’s neighbor has designed a new method of testing the freshness of produce by rubbing it on his buttocks. Grocery store management, and the police, are questioning its validity. https://patch.com/virginia/manassas/man-rubs-produce-buttocks-manassas-grocery-store-police
- (OH) An Ohio man isn’t having it his way when a local Burger King refuses to honor his BOGO Whopper coupon. Naturally he calls 911 because, you know, the police have nothing better do to than respond to idiotic calls. http://www.cleveland19.com/2018/09/13/customer-calls-report-burger-king-wont-honor-bogo-whopper-coupon/
- (OK) A man threatens to blow up a building after a woman won’t send him nudes. In his defense, he did give her 20 bucks. You can get a lot more than nudie pics for $20 on most urban street corners. https://ktul.com/news/local/police-man-threatens-to-blow-up-building-after-woman-wont-send-nude-pictures
- (PA) A man receives a five-year prison sentence for doing drugs and shooting at imaginary clowns. Most people call it crazy, Robert calls it “Tuesday afternoon”. https://www.nbc4i.com/news/u-s-world/man-gets-five-years-in-prison-for-drunkenly-shooting-at-imaginary-clowns/1440415929
- (UK, the land of bad oral hygiene) A burglar drank 24 bottles of beer and some Jäegermeister, then tried to escape on bicycle. Needless to say things didn’t end well for the burglar. https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/10/burglar-drank-24-bottles-of-beer-and-jagermeister-and-tried-to-escape-on-bike-7931074/
- (AZ) Back in ‘Merica, a man does ecstasy and tries to fuck an electric fence. King of brings a whole new meaning to “sparks flew”. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-high-on-ecstasy-burns-own-genitals-while-trying-to-have-sex-with-electric-fence/
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