The Two Bobs Podcast

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The Two Bobs episode 237 for Monday, December 25, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Ginger Snap Darkness from Surly. https://surlybrewing.com/beer/2022-ginger-snap-darkness/ 
  • Robert nursed a Buddy’s Spaghetti Breakfast from Trouvaille Brewing Company. https://untappd.com/b/trouvaille-brewing-company-buddy-s-spaghetti-breakfast/5641270 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll charge you for Christmas dinner.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS has criminal immunity, unlike next year’s GOP Presidential candidate.
  • Florida Man® burglarized a home after the homeowner invited him in for a beer. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-burglarizes-house-after-homeowner-lets-him-in-for-a-beer-deputies-say 
  • A man in Ohio got high and then forgot an important word on his demand note while trying to rob a bank. https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alleged-richard-hampton-canton-ohio-bank-robber-forgot-write-money-demand-note-teller-high-crack 
  • A woman in Wales charges her family for Christmas dinner. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67770982 
  • A middle school in Oregon went into lock down after a dog shit bag dispenser was mistaken for a grenade. https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/grenade-like-dog-poop-bag-dispenser-causes-scare-at-mcminnville-middle-school/ 
  • Gen Z, the most snowflake of all the currently living generations, faces so many anxieties that they’re incapable of handling. Here are 13 of them! https://babylonbee.com/news/menu-anxiety-and-13-other-very-real-anxieties-gen-z-faces 

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The Two Bobs episode 236 for Monday, December 18, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Orange Stocking Stuffer from Hoppin’ Frog. https://hoppinfrog.com/beer/chocolate-orange-stocking-stuffer-shandy/ 
  • Robert nursed a Ginger, Spice, Barreled and Nice from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-ginger-spice-barreled-and-nice/5564857 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll raise the cleaning fee on your stable.
• It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa! We probably enjoy it a lot more than you do, and we’re okay with that.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as productive as our government. Luckily it isn’t up for re-election next year.
  • One of the biggest dangers of cold and flu season that nobody seems to be talking about is blasting a hole in your throat. We blame the media. https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/man-hospitalised-holding-sneeze-blowing-hole-throat-397980-20230813 
  • Molesting manatee statues will surely land you on the naughty list. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-tourist-sexually-molests-manatee-statue-at-florida-restaurant-after-being-asked-to-leave-deputies-say 
  • Mary and Joseph got fucked on their AirBNB’s hidden fees. https://babylonbee.com/news/mary-and-joseph-shocked-to-find-free-stay-in-stable-actually-cost-3000-after-airbnb-cleaning-fee

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The Two Bobs episode 234 for Monday, December 4, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Banana Nut French Toast from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-banana-nut-french-toast/3919690 
  • Robert nursed a Santa Claws: Cinnamon Buns Imperial Stout from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/75efd9a9a3 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll turn your bedroom into a Boston Market.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was expelled from Congress for using campaign funds to get Botox.
  • A man in Tulsa cracked open a beer and chatted with employees after driving his car through the front of a supermarket. https://ktul.com/news/local/late-night-beer-theft-and-vandalism-spree-ends-in-arrest-at-local-supermarket 
  • A man in California was arrested after stripping naked in the middle of It’s a Small World at Disneyland. https://abc7.com/naked-man-at-disneyland-its-a-small-world-arrest-indecent-exposure/14107082/ 
  • A woman in Ohio was rushed to the hospital after being exposed to her first real Christmas tree. https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/health/parma-woman-rushed-hospital-exposure-first-live-christmas-tree/95-15bd3850-75ec-4658-9a19-1d86aa14160d 
  • Taco Bell’s holiday parties are wild. https://nypost.com/2023/11/17/business/taco-bell-christmas-party-included-three-way-sex-romps-lawsuit/ 
  • A Connecticut couple wasted no time turning their son’s bedroom into a Boston Market as soon as their son left for college. https://clickhole.com/wasting-no-time-just-weeks-after-their-son-left-for-college-these-parents-turned-his-bedroom-into-a-boston-market/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 233 for Monday, November 20, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Porter from Founders.    https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/vanilla-porter/ 
  • Robert nursed a Life During Death Star from J Wakefield Brewing.  https://untp.beer/1482d6a38c 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide your TV remote.
• The good news is it’s Thanksgiving week. The bad news is you won’t be getting a TTB episode next week because we have better shit to do than entertain your sorry ass.
• George Santos was going to sponsor this week’s CRAZY NEWS but he spent all of his money on stilettos and OnlyFans subscriptions.
  • A man in Iowa got in trouble for jerking off in a convenience store called “Kum & Go.” Come on, he was only doing what he was told. https://www.1630kcjj.com/2023/11/17/iowa-city-man-accused-of-masturbating-at-local-convenience-store/ 
  • Plumbers around the country are preparing for Brown Friday. It’s like Black Friday only less sickening. https://scrippsnews.com/stories/forget-black-friday-plumbers-prepare-for-brown-friday/ 
  • A police chase in Wisconsin ends with a suspect trapped in a port-a-potty. That’s a shitty situation to be in. https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/suspect-ends-up-in-stinky-situation-trapped-in-porta-potty-after-police-chase-in-glendale 
  • A Virginia man was arrested after robbing someone at knifepoint with parrots on his shoulders and hat. https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-bird-bandit-suspect-arrested-after-robbing-victim-knifepoint-while-parrots-sat-hat-shoulder 
  • A man in Pittsburg was stabbed after repeatedly asking a woman for the TV remote. https://www.wtae.com/article/man-stabbed-after-repeatedly-asking-pittsburgh-woman-for-tv-remote/45764215 
  • A California man was arrested after giving his three young children half a dozen energy drinks before sending them home to their mother. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/police-are-calling-this-man-a-monster-after-it-was-discovered-he-gave-his-3-young-children-half-a-dozen-energy-drinks-each-before-returning-them-to-their-mother/  

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.