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TTB162: Cat Coats

On: September 13, 2021September 13, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 162 for Monday, September 13, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a White Russian Nitro from Left Hand. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/white-russian-nitro
- Robert had a The Child IPA from Unseen Creatures. https://untappd.com/b/unseen-creatures-brewing-and-blending-the-child/3639476
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll make a fur coat out of your cat.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that time you lost your virginity: It won’t last long and it will leave you mildly disappointed.
- A naked woman drove a golf cart through a standoff in—you guessed it—Florida. https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-woman-drove-golf-cart-through-armed-standoff-in-dunedin-deputy-says/
- This Dairy Queen customer was not having the restaurant’s mask policy so he did the only logical thing: whipped out his dick and pissed on the counter. https://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/mobile/dairy-queen-customer-urinates-at-counter-after-mask-dispute-on-vancouver-island-1.5567370
- An Omaha man stabbed himself in the leg while driving holding a knife and eating Taco Bell. https://omaha.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/omaha-man-stabs-himself-in-leg-while-driving-holding-knife-and-eating-taco-bell/article_08ed535c-0cd3-11ec-ac5f-33d712bb7ff2.html
- Yet another domestic violence case involving pasta. There’s literally nothing else to say at this point. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/another-pasta-battery-923518
- A Michigan man sued his parents for trashing his porn collection and won a $30,441 settlement. https://apnews.com/article/indiana-michigan-muncie-grand-haven-d52201655d54b71aa0d544245c1ecc97
  - Sound familiar? We talked about this basement dweller back in April 2019 in TTB099: Smut Collection. Listen here: https://www.thetwobobs.com/099/
- A little old lady was arrested for stealing neighborhood cats and using their fur to make coats. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/little-old-lady-arrested-for-making-fur-coats-with-neighbors-cats/

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TTB095: Suitcase Full of Cats

On: March 18, 2019March 24, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 94 for Monday, March 11, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob feasted on a Darkstar Stout from Big Lake Brewing. http://biglakebrewing.com/beer_type/beer/
- Robert suckled the teat of a Hanalei Island IPA from Kona Brewing Co. https://konabrewingco.com/our-beers
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll Photoshop you banging a goat and post it on social media.
Rob murdered his garage door with his truck. Oops!
Post has some interesting (and possibly disgusting) new sweet and savory cereals.
The Bobs bought a bunch of CRAZY NEWS this week. Don’t worry, we made Mexico pay for it. It was either that or declare a state of emergency and secure federal funding.
- We all know that the sound of Christmas music is worse than a suitcase full of cats so we can’t empathize with this guy who got his ass kicked for singing it. https://triblive.com/news/valley-news-dispatch/police-harrison-man-choked-victim-driving-car-because-he-wouldnt-stop-singing-christmas-songs/
- Drunk bitch is arrested for drinking a six pack of Stella Artois. We should also mention that she was in the Target dressing room at the time. https://www.kcra.com/article/woman-drinks-6-pack-of-beer-in-target-dressing-room-lathrop-police-say/26787330
- In a clear example of Peak Millenial, an unemployed 30-year old woman still living with her parents is arrested for throwing a house phone at her mother’s head for refusing to drive her to yoga. These are the same people that will be running the world some day. God help us. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/police-unemployed-millennial-throws-phone-at-mother-for-not-driving-her-to-yoga-class
- A drunk woman stumbles into a deli and is arrested, not because she made a scene but because she was carrying a suitcase full of cats at the time. https://patch.com/virginia/fredericksburg/drunk-woman-suitcase-full-cats-arrested-stafford-scso
- A Florida woman—and we use the term “woman” loosely—is arrested for shooting her boyfriend because he snored too loud. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-woman-shot-boyfriend-for-snoring-too-loudly-deputies-say
- This devout Catholic went on a beer-only diet for Lent. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/03/11/Ohio-man-goes-on-beer-only-diet-for-Lent/2221552326331/
- Only in the great state of Alabama…A man is caught cheating on his wife with a goat. He’s baaaaaaaaaaad! https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/alabama-man-cheated-on-his-wife-for-a-goat/

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TTB041: Hot And Ready

On: November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 41 for Monday, November 13, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob suckled on a Coconut Hiwa Porter by Maui Brewing Co. http://mauibrewingco.com/discover_beer/coconut-hiwa-porter/
  - Sound familiar? Probably because Robert already had one of these in episode 8. Rob is losing it in his old age.
- Robert took down a Liquid Truth Serum by Dogfish Head. Robert might be the older of The Bobs but it didn’t show in his ability to choose an appropriate beverage this week. Great job, old man! https://www.dogfish.com/brewery/beer/liquid-truth-serum
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or The Bobs are sending their cats to your home to steal all of your belongings.
In an act of desperation Robert found an iPhone X at a local store and traded in his iPhone 8 Plus. By the way, The Bobs love their iPhone Xs.
- How did Robert find an iPhone X at a time when they’re almost as hard to find as a politically correct Donald Trump tweet? He used https://www.isinstock.com. Rob used the same web site to nab a pair of AirPods some months back too.
Daylight Savings Time, which was invented by the devil to fuck with peoples’ minds, is the worst.
Rob’s wife Kellie received a rather alarming voicemail from the “IRS” threatening to call the cops if she didn’t call them back. Fuck these scam artists. The Bobs are determined to get one on the show at some point.
It’s no secret that The Bobs love all pizza but there are times when a frozen pizza gets stuck in the mix. Not all frozen pizza-inspired dishes are created equal and The Bobs talk about the 12 best according to some random asshole on the internet. You’re welcome, world! https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/the-best-frozen-pizza-digiorno-freschetta-and-more-thrillist-nation
CRAZY NEWS! Crazy old cat lady trains her 65 cats to steal from her neighbors. This is totally not fake news. Seriously. Okay, it’s fake as shit. Still, it’s worthy of a listen. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-woman-accused-of-training-her-65-cats-to-steal-from-neighbors/

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