The Two Bobs episode 88 for Monday, December 24, 2018:
- Merry Christmas!…or happy December 25th for you non-believing asshats.
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Hazelnut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer-type/vanilla-java-porter/
- Robert had a Shut Up White Imperial Stout from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/portfolio-items/shut/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or you’re going to get a trunk full of severed dicks. Silver lining: We’ll let you choose whether you want human or whale penises.
- You may not know this but rubber chickens have the voices of angels.
- The real-life consequences of Home Alone booby traps. https://nerdist.com/home-alone-booby-traps-real-life-consequences/
- We have enough CRAZY NEWS to fill Santa’s sack…Not the one he keeps toys. Santa has gigantic testicles.
- This bird keeps telling Alexa to order shit from Amazon. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/parrot-amazon-alexa-order-things-owner-away
- This lady gets off on balloons more than POTUS gets off on pissing off China. http://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-has-sex-with-balloons-and-gets-thrill-from-risk-of-them-popping-20181213
- Just because marijuana is being legalized everywhere doesn’t mean it should be used as currency. This dumbass found out the hard way. https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/police-florida-man-tries-to-pay-for-mcdonalds-with-marijuana
- Officers discover a bag of human and/or whale dicks on a man’s trunk. http://www.nbcnews6.com/florence-sc-routine-traffic-stop-ends-with-officers-discovering-bag-of-human-penises-in-mans-car/
- An Asian man gets a lung infection from sniffing his dirty socks. https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/15/man-gets-lung-infection-sniffing-socks-8250034/
- A United Airlines pilot and co-pilot are fired for having loud gay sex in-flight. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/united-airlines-pilot-and-copilot-fired-for-having-loud-sex-together-during-flight/
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