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TTB089: Banana Assault

On: January 7, 2019January 6, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 89 for Monday, January 7, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a High West Barrel Aged Victory at Sea by Ballast Point. https://www.ballastpoint.com/beer/high-west-barrel-aged-victory-at-sea/
- Robert had a Gingerbread Stout by Hardywood. https://hardywood.com/beer/gingerbread-stout/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll pelt you with bananas.
Want to live past 90? Drink lots of beer and coffee. It also helps if you’re fat. It’s science so you can’t really dispute it, unless you’re a republican. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/study-drinking-alcohol-coffee-linked-to-living-past-90-12-26-2018
We’re starting 2019 the right way: with a shit ton of CRAZY NEWS. All of the idiots were really busy over the holiday break so they gave us a ton of great material to work with.
- IDIOT #1 was arrested after committing a robbery with a toy gun and fleeing on a tricycle. http://www.nbc12.com/2018/12/26/florida-woman-arrested-after-committing-robbery-with-toy-gun-fleeing-tricycle/
- IDIOT #2 shoplifted and then ran directly into a police station. https://www.wcpo.com/news/crime/pd-shoplifting-suspect-made-tactical-error-ran-to-police-station
- A child (can’t really call him an idiot) called 911 after Santa gave him snow pants for Christmas. https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/boy-calls-911-after-receiving-snow-pants-as-a-gift-on-christmas-day-1.4231565
- IDIOT #3 broke into IDIOT #4’s house and then made the guy drive him home. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/derek-tarbox-burglary-drive-home_us_5c23bb3de4b0407e907f5dee
- IDIOT #5 assaulted a convenience store clerk with a banana. https://www.kcci.com/article/police-man-causes-nearly-dollar1k-in-damage-during-banana-assault/25720343
- IDIOT #6, a former NSA employee, was raided by the FBI where they found 16 million dick pics.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-raid-at-nsa-employees-home-reveals-over-16000000-dick-pics/

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TTB088: Ribbed Balloons

On: December 24, 2018January 4, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 88 for Monday, December 24, 2018:

Merry Christmas!…or happy December 25th for you non-believing asshats.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Hazelnut Vanilla Java Porter from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer-type/vanilla-java-porter/
- Robert had a Shut Up White Imperial Stout from Center of the Universe. https://cotubrewing.com/portfolio-items/shut/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or you’re going to get a trunk full of severed dicks. Silver lining: We’ll let you choose whether you want human or whale penises.
You may not know this but rubber chickens have the voices of angels.
- Pachelbel’s Chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khOfSVULtsU
- Havana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqc8lK92K7E
The real-life consequences of Home Alone booby traps. https://nerdist.com/home-alone-booby-traps-real-life-consequences/
We have enough CRAZY NEWS to fill Santa’s sack…Not the one he keeps toys. Santa has gigantic testicles.
- This bird keeps telling Alexa to order shit from Amazon. https://wjla.com/news/offbeat/parrot-amazon-alexa-order-things-owner-away
- This lady gets off on balloons more than POTUS gets off on pissing off China. http://www.ladbible.com/community/weird-woman-has-sex-with-balloons-and-gets-thrill-from-risk-of-them-popping-20181213
- Just because marijuana is being legalized everywhere doesn’t mean it should be used as currency. This dumbass found out the hard way. https://www.news4jax.com/news/florida/police-florida-man-tries-to-pay-for-mcdonalds-with-marijuana
- Officers discover a bag of human and/or whale dicks on a man’s trunk. http://www.nbcnews6.com/florence-sc-routine-traffic-stop-ends-with-officers-discovering-bag-of-human-penises-in-mans-car/
- An Asian man gets a lung infection from sniffing his dirty socks. https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/15/man-gets-lung-infection-sniffing-socks-8250034/
- A United Airlines pilot and co-pilot are fired for having loud gay sex in-flight. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/united-airlines-pilot-and-copilot-fired-for-having-loud-sex-together-during-flight/

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TTB010: A S*** Ton of Water

On: March 20, 2017March 21, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs recorded episode 10 on Sunday, March 19, 2017. It was magical. Enjoy!

The Bobs recorded an episode 10 last week but it sucked. Oops!
The Bobs talked about what they’ve been up to for the past two weeks.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob’s stomach wasn’t agreeing with alcohol consumption, but he talked about a Luciver’s Cuvée by Latitude 42 Brewing Co. (latitude42brewingco.com) that he drank earlier that day.
- Robert sipped on a poorly served Alpha Ale from Wild Wolf Brewing Co. (wildwolfbeer.com)
- Rob also talked about a Chocolate Sombrero by Clown Shoes Beer that he tried the day before (clownshoesbeer.com)
How to spike almost every flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Why not make a good thing even better? (https://www.supercall.com/entertaining/ice-cream-and-alcohol-ben-and-jerrys)
The Bobs discussed their own hangover cures and gave everyone some great (and some not-so-great) secret hangover remedies. (https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/best-hangover-cures-tested-ranked)
Yoga pants are destroying the planet. Rob is in denial. (http://www.mediaite.com/online/science-says-your-yoga-pants-are-destroying-the-planet/)
Sexiest drinks for men to order. Long Island Iced Tea didn’t make the cut. (https://www.supercall.com/culture/sexiest-cocktails-men-can-order)
Apple’s AirPods are great! You should buy some.
Robert introduced Rob to a creepy YouTube video that freaked him the hell out. Don’t watch it if you want to sleep tonight. Or watch it, because when have you ever done what we told you to do? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiDv4q1QzzE)

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TTB007: Al Coholic

On: February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs recorded episode 7 on Monday, February 20, 2017. Enjoy!

Recording on a Monday again. Not ideal! (but it happens)
7th episode, getting closer to that magic #10.
- What has been your favorite Two Bobs moment so far? Let us know!
What are we drinking?
- Rob: Bell’s Kalamazoo Stout
- Robert: DuClaw Neon Gypsy IPA
  - Robert can’t read the bottle like Rob can, but he does love Bell’s Brewery (Two Hearted Ale)
    - Surgery to fix the need for reading glasses (from wtop.com)
  - Rob really likes Bell’s Oberon Ale
  - Track your beers with Untappd
What do we drink when we go to a bar?
Is this the 90s again? Zima is back!
- 10 Things to Know About Zima (from eater.com)
Wedding bells at Taco Bell in Las Vegas (from cnbc.com)
- Which of The Two Bobs would get married at a Taco Bell in Las Vegas? What kind of person would do so?
Tech we can’t live without
- Cord-cutting, complicated mathematics, personal technology assistants, smart bulbs, something to find lost items
- The iPhone is really where it all starts
Office pranks are fun!
Trying to use an 80 foot whip is probably not a good idea (from youtube.com)

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