The Two Bobs episode 79 for Monday, October 8, 2018:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cold Press Coffee Pumpking from Southern Tier. https://www.stbcbeer.com/beer/cold-press-coffee-pumking/
- Robert had an Oktoberfest from Great Lakes Brewing. https://www.greatlakesbrewing.com/oktoberfest
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobertand @PhilRoberts33or we’ll litter your front lawn with sex dolls. You’d probably like that though, you sick fucker.
- Hazelnut M&M’s are coming. Surprisingly Robert has never had Nutella. They must have not served it in the cave he grew up in.
- This week we have so much CRAZY NEWS you’ll be fiercely reminded how boring and meaningless your life is. Enjoy!
- Smash and grab idiots meant to steal pot but instead found themselves one step closer to a caprese salad. https://www.denverpost.com/2018/09/26/colorado-dispensary-smash-and-grab/
- Not to be outdone by the Italian herb thieves this guy tries to rob a restaurant and likely ends up with a concussion. http://pgpolice.blogspot.com/2018/10/pgpd-searches-for-bad-luck-bandit.html
- An elderly lady uses an unconventional technique to scare away a naked man hanging out on her front porch. Spoiler alert: She didn’t flash her boobs. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/titusville-grandmother-pops-out-teeth-to-scare-off-nude-man-on-back-porch-1/843232200
- A discarded sex doll (Who would do such a thing? Must have been all worn out.) is mistaken for a dead body and causes a police scene. https://www.wlwt.com/article/police-body-found-in-colerain-township-turns-out-to-be-discarded-sex-doll/23496380
- A man invents a better way of keeping his counterfeit bills nice and moist. https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/suspect-busted-with-fake-100-bills-between-his-butt-cheeks-cops/
- Bart O’Kavanaugh avoids arrest by swallowing a police breathalyzer. He liked beer. He still likes beer. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drunk-driver-accused-of-swallowing-breathalyzer-to-avoid-arrest/
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