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TTB187: Gasassassin

On: July 25, 2022July 24, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 187 for Monday, July 25, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Real Feel from Transient. https://untappd.com/b/transient-artisan-ales-real-feel/4159262
- Robert took down a Coffee & Cakes Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-coffee-and-cakes-all-canned-dates/2269517
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we won’t thank you next time you hold the door open.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like lighting fireworks on July 5^th: Fucking stupid.
- A Connecticut man was arrested after pointing a gun at people who didn’t thank him for holding the door. https://www.wtnh.com/news/crime-news/man-arrested-after-pointing-gun-at-people-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-door/
- Florida man smoked some meth and then assaulted a mattress in a jealous rage. https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Meth-smoking-Florida-man-attacks-mattress-in-jealous-rage-509123991.html
- A home in Florida went missing. Literally. It disappeared, and they can’t find it. https://www.tampafp.com/deputies-in-florida-need-help-finding-a-home-literally-its-missing/
- A man bought a sex doll that looks like his wife so he can bang it whenever she’s not in the mood.https://www.ladbible.com/community/husband-buys-sex-doll-looks-like-wife-when-shes-not-in-the-mood-20220717
- Back to Florida, this idiot called 911 because his girlfriend wanted Sour Patch Kids. Today he’s more concerned about dropping the soap in the shower.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/sour-patch-911-call-649521
- A woman dubbed “Gasassassin” passed a silent but deadly fart in church, killing one and injuring three. https://dailynewsreported.com/enviromental/woman-dubbed-the-gasassassin-passes-a-silent-but-deadly-fart-in-church-1-dead-3-others-wounded/

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TTB161: Rampaging Cows

On: August 30, 2021September 12, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 161 for Monday, August 30, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a XI Anniversary Stout from Oddside Ales. https://oddsideales.com/beer/all-our-craft-beers/
- Robert had a Vanilla Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-vanilla-imperial-stout-all-canned-dates/1177330
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll get you drunk and convince you to marry your sister.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS comes with a fun fill-in-the-blank puzzle: Go _______ your _______ in the _______ with a _______!
- Beaches in some foreign country (Rob didn’t feel like looking it up) are closed after rampaging cows injure tourists. https://nypost.com/2021/08/21/corsica-closes-beaches-after-rampaging-cows-hurt-tourists/
- A gigantic poop paralyzes a man for two weeks. https://www.thebigsmoke.com.au/2021/08/22/gigantic-poop-almost-kills-man-paralyses-him-for-two-weeks/
- Another floating sex doll was mistaken for a dead body.https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/23/sex-doll-mistaken-for-body-in-canal-as-police-invite-owner-to-collect-it-15135790/
- This week in Florida: A man was arrested for offering an undercover cop a hamburger in exchange for sex. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/hamburger-hooker-287593
- A drugged-up man climbed up to the ceiling of a Home Depot and was launched by a sprinkler. https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2021/07/23/crazed-drugged-up-guy-climbs-up-to-home-depot-ceiling-gets-launched-by-sprinklers/
- A Mississippi judge ordered a man to marry his own sister after a paternity test proved he was the father of three beautifully fucked up kids.https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mississippi-judge-orders-man-to-marry-his-own-sister-after-paternity-test-proves-he-is-father-of-three/

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TTB157: FIRECRACKER! SHUT UP!

On: July 26, 2021July 25, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 157 for Monday, July 26, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Mothership Series Maple Barrel-Aged Frangelic Mountain Brown from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/beer/mothership-series/
- Robert had a Blueberry French Toast from Lickinghole Creek. https://untappd.com/b/lickinghole-creek-craft-brewery-blueberry-french-toast/3796412
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll skinny dip in your pool.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as ridiculous as an antivaxxer bitching about having to wear a face mask. Those people are the worst.
- Florida woman was caught skinny dipping in a stranger’s pool and refused to leave. https://nbc-2.com/news/2021/07/20/florida-woman-refuses-to-leave-after-caught-skinny-dipping-in-port-charlotte-pool/
- Sex dolls are super realistic these days. This one was mistaken as a drowning victim. https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-doll-rescued-after-its-mistaken-for-drowning-woman/
- Florida man fought fire with…shouting! This is one explosive story. https://nbc-2.com/news/weird/2021/06/29/firecracker-cape-coral-man-wakes-neighbors-by-screaming-pretending-to-be-a-firework/
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially criminally extracted teeth. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/nevada-woman-breaks-into-dentist-s-office-pulls-13-teeth-from-patient-police/ar-AAMf2Rp?ocid=msedgntp
- We found another serial pooper, this time in the UK where apparently this kind of behavior is acceptable unless it becomes problematic. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-british-woman-banned-from-defecating-urinating-in-public-crewe-cheshire-20210716-qo62kjir2zbddbuj7u7pfebn3u-story.html
- It’s not every day that prison inmates are busted for smuggling things out of prison, while being released. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/prisoner-released-after-25-year-sentence-arrested-for-stealing-bed-sheets-from-prison-in-his-rectum/

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TTB156: Mr. Cockynuts is Missing

On: June 7, 2021July 25, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 156 for Monday, June 7, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390
- Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll throw a cat at you.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass.
- This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/
- When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html
- This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html
- A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906
- Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013
- What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/

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TTB151: Squeek of the Week

On: March 1, 2021March 21, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 151 for Monday, March 1, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Panther Cub from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/panther-cub/
- Robert slurped down a No Hootin No Hollerin Barrel Aged Stout from Solace. https://solacebrewing.com/beer/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or don’t be surprised to find an erotic snowman on your front lawn.
One episode in a row!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is icier than Texas in February.
- Canadians can’t stop erecting (no pun intended) erotic snowmen. https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/canadians-cant-stop-erecting-erotic-snowmen/
- Florida woman stabbed her sister with an epipen because she’s “allergic to drunks.” We think the sister should have stabbed herself for being “allergic to intelligence.” See what we did there? Not funny? Go fuck yourself. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2021/02/17/florida-woman-stabs-sister-with-epipen-because-shes-allergic-to-drunks-police-say/
- This lady called authorities after discovering a snake in her toilet. In a bizarre twist, it was just a log of shit. https://squeekly.com/humming/weird-news/fake-snake-toilet/
- A Bristol man stopped traffic by sitting on a toilet in the middle of the road. At least there was a toilet. https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2021-02-17/man-blocks-bristol-traffic-by-sitting-on-a-toilet-in-the-middle-of-the-road
- This future Employee of the Year faked his own kidnapping in order to get out of work. https://www.abc15.com/news/region-central-southern-az/casa-grande/arizona-man-accused-of-faking-own-kidnapping-to-evade-work
- Rob snuck this one in mid-recording…A man was charged with breaking into a home to take a bath. https://www.pressherald.com/2021/02/16/norway-man-charged-with-breaking-into-casco-home/
- A man turned himself in after murdering his girlfriend…who just so happens to be an inflatable sex doll. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-turns-himself-in-to-police-for-killing-his-inflatable-sex-doll-girlfriend-claims-mental-illness/

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