The Two Bobs episode 83 for Monday, November 5, 2018:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob drank a Botswain Chocolate Stout from Rhinelander Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/rhinelander-brewing-company-boatswain-chocolate-stout/100833
- Robert slurped down a Rural Illumination from Bent Hill Brewery. http://www.benthillbrewery.com
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @PhilRoberts33 or don’t be surprised if your house is salamied (which is totally a real word).
- A study finds that men aren’t spending enough time on the toilet avoiding their families. http://vt.co/lifestyle/health/new-research-reveals-men-spend-seven-hours-a-year-hiding-in-the-bathroom-for-peace-and-quiet/
- If this CRAZY NEWS were any crazier Trump would be tweeting about it. Only one of the stories is from Fox though so the other stories are clearly biased liberal Russian fake news media bullshit. MAGA!
- Continuing last week’s sausage theme, police recently responded to a call from someone who had just been assaulted by a flying salami. http://newstalkkgvo.com/yes-missoula-police-responded-to-attack-involving-flying-salami/
- New Jersey police arrested a serial diaper dumper. https://www.thedailyjournal.com/story/news/crime/2018/10/24/diaper-dumper-william-friedman-caught-franklin-township-nj-odd-news/1749442002/
- Some dipshit stole $10 worth of shrimp from a Texas home. That’s literally the entire story.http://lufkindailynews.com/news/record/police_report/article_980501e1-3b04-5c22-be45-9078a531427d.html
- New blowjobs for speed bumps program goes viral in Florida. http://www.khq.com/story/39372234/florida-mayor-accused-of-soliciting-sex-in-exchange-for-installing-speed-bumps
- Alabama woman glues fake zombie teeth to her pie eaters and can’t take them out. Hats off to her for living in Alabama and still having teeth to begin with. https://www.foxnews.com/health/alabama-womans-zombie-halloween-costume-turns-into-medical-nightmare-after-3-fake-teeth-get-stuck
- Revisiting the ghost fucker story from TTB073: I Like Wacken, the same crazy bitch is now planning to marry her ghost lover. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-who-had-sex-15-13498913
- A man gives a police dog a biscuit in an obvious attempt at bribing officers. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/elderly-man-accused-of-bribing-a-police-officer-for-giving-a-biscuit-to-a-police-dog/
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