Author: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 234 for Monday, December 4, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Banana Nut French Toast from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-banana-nut-french-toast/3919690 
  • Robert nursed a Santa Claws: Cinnamon Buns Imperial Stout from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/75efd9a9a3 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll turn your bedroom into a Boston Market.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was expelled from Congress for using campaign funds to get Botox.
  • A man in Tulsa cracked open a beer and chatted with employees after driving his car through the front of a supermarket. https://ktul.com/news/local/late-night-beer-theft-and-vandalism-spree-ends-in-arrest-at-local-supermarket 
  • A man in California was arrested after stripping naked in the middle of It’s a Small World at Disneyland. https://abc7.com/naked-man-at-disneyland-its-a-small-world-arrest-indecent-exposure/14107082/ 
  • A woman in Ohio was rushed to the hospital after being exposed to her first real Christmas tree. https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/health/parma-woman-rushed-hospital-exposure-first-live-christmas-tree/95-15bd3850-75ec-4658-9a19-1d86aa14160d 
  • Taco Bell’s holiday parties are wild. https://nypost.com/2023/11/17/business/taco-bell-christmas-party-included-three-way-sex-romps-lawsuit/ 
  • A Connecticut couple wasted no time turning their son’s bedroom into a Boston Market as soon as their son left for college. https://clickhole.com/wasting-no-time-just-weeks-after-their-son-left-for-college-these-parents-turned-his-bedroom-into-a-boston-market/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 233 for Monday, November 20, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Porter from Founders.    https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/vanilla-porter/ 
  • Robert nursed a Life During Death Star from J Wakefield Brewing.  https://untp.beer/1482d6a38c 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide your TV remote.
• The good news is it’s Thanksgiving week. The bad news is you won’t be getting a TTB episode next week because we have better shit to do than entertain your sorry ass.
• George Santos was going to sponsor this week’s CRAZY NEWS but he spent all of his money on stilettos and OnlyFans subscriptions.
  • A man in Iowa got in trouble for jerking off in a convenience store called “Kum & Go.” Come on, he was only doing what he was told. https://www.1630kcjj.com/2023/11/17/iowa-city-man-accused-of-masturbating-at-local-convenience-store/ 
  • Plumbers around the country are preparing for Brown Friday. It’s like Black Friday only less sickening. https://scrippsnews.com/stories/forget-black-friday-plumbers-prepare-for-brown-friday/ 
  • A police chase in Wisconsin ends with a suspect trapped in a port-a-potty. That’s a shitty situation to be in. https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/suspect-ends-up-in-stinky-situation-trapped-in-porta-potty-after-police-chase-in-glendale 
  • A Virginia man was arrested after robbing someone at knifepoint with parrots on his shoulders and hat. https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-bird-bandit-suspect-arrested-after-robbing-victim-knifepoint-while-parrots-sat-hat-shoulder 
  • A man in Pittsburg was stabbed after repeatedly asking a woman for the TV remote. https://www.wtae.com/article/man-stabbed-after-repeatedly-asking-pittsburgh-woman-for-tv-remote/45764215 
  • A California man was arrested after giving his three young children half a dozen energy drinks before sending them home to their mother. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/police-are-calling-this-man-a-monster-after-it-was-discovered-he-gave-his-3-young-children-half-a-dozen-energy-drinks-each-before-returning-them-to-their-mother/  

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The Two Bobs episode 232 for Monday, November 13, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Plead the 5^th – S’More from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/plead-the-5th-smore/   
  • Robert nursed a Dangerous Night Crew IPA from Drekker. https://untp.beer/NbXjA 
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll have pee delivered to your house.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Ron DeSantis’s high heels.
  • A GrubHub driver who delivered a cup of urine claims it was an accident. That sounds exactly like what a crazy person with a urine fetish would say. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a45709968/grubhub-delivery-cup-of-urine/ 
  • A naked man at the DFW Airport covered his shit with TGI Friday’s menus and Twitter had a blast with it. We know what you’re thinking: “TGI Friday’s still exists?” https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/heres-how-the-internet-handled-the-naked-dfw-airport-man-17511129 
  • A Connecticut man was charged with using police lights so he could get to work faster. https://dailyvoice.com/connecticut/norwalk/ct-man-charged-with-using-police-lights-so-he-could-get-to-work-faster/ 
  • Apparently shitting in line at Disney World is common and weirdly acceptable. https://www.sfgate.com/disneyland/article/poop-ride-lines-disneyland-disney-world-18465999.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark 
  • Florida Man® was caught pooping while trying to rob a boat. It’s good to multitask. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-man-caught-on-camera-pooping-while-trying-to-rob-a-boat 
  • A man rubbed peanut butter on his hand before slapping his nut-allergic neighbor in the face. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/man-spreads-peanut-butter-on-his-hands-before-slapping-his-nut-allergic-neighbor-in-the-face/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 231 for Monday, October 30, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Oatmeal Cookie from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-oatmeal-cookie/#yes  
  • Robert nursed a Barrel-Aged Barlywine from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/gKVdY   
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll pee in your beer. Just kidding. We’d never do that to beer!
• Listener Tony texted again, hopefully for the last time. We’re joking, Tony. Keep ‘em coming!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by far-right insurrectionist, and newly elected Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. God help us.
  • A Spaniard faked over 20 heart attacks to get out of paying restaurant bills. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12648755/amp/Conman-faked-having-heart-attack-bill-Alicante.html 
  • A worker at a Chinese brewery was caught peeing into a tank. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tsingtao-brewery-urinating-man_n_6536b17fe4b0c855610221a9 
  • As if Scottish people aren’t creepy enough on their own, this guy dressed as a clown and dared police to find him. https://nypost.com/2023/10/15/scottish-clown-terrifying-town-skelmorlie-dares-police-to-catch-them/ 
  • An international student from Vietnam couldn’t wait to go to school in Florida until she realized she’d enrolled at Miami University—in Ohio. Gross. https://www.insider.com/miami-university-ohio-confusion-student-florida-2023-10 
  • Florida Woman® hurled sausage at a gas station employee.  https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-hurls-sausage-gas-160203798.html 
  • The self-proclaimed leader of the Neck Beard Ninja Brigade was caught stealing cases of Mountain Dew. For a fake ninja he was incredibly easy to catch. https://dailynewsreported.com/philanthropic/self-proclaimed-leader-of-the-neck-beard-ninja-brigade-caught-stealing-cases-of-mt-dew/ 

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The Two Bobs episode 230 for Monday, October 16, 2023:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale from Lexington Brewing. https://untp.beer/rPDW8  
  • Robert nursed an Apple Crumb from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/yEYxr  
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant illicit ED drugs on your person.
• Robert still doesn’t have a car.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by whatever Mitch McConnell keeps starring at from behind the podium (insert silent pause). 
  • Hundreds of vaginas spilled onto a road in Russia. https://nypost.com/2023/10/08/hundreds-of-vagina-plaster-casts-spill-onto-road-after-crash/ 
  • A woman in Colorado beat the shit out of a mattress mascot. https://www.durangoherald.com/articles/durango-woman-cited-for-allegedly-attacking-mattress-mascot/ 
  • A bunch of Amish were shunned after the latest emergency alert test set off their forbidden cellphones. https://nypost.com/2023/10/07/amish-outed-for-carrying-forbidden-phones-during-emergency-alert/ 
  • An elderly Florida Man® from The Villages was arrested for stockpiling illicit Ed drugs. https://www.foxnews.com/us/villages-man-77-faces-hard-time-stockpile-illegal-ed-drugs-retirement-community-feds 
  • Grandma just used the litter box and nobody cares. Just let the old broad live whatever short time is left of her life. https://clickhole.com/you-do-you-queen-grandma-just-used-the-litter-box/ 

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The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs.  For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page.  Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted.  Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat.