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TTB141: Puke Balloons

On: October 19, 2020October 18, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 141 for Monday, October 19, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Pumpkin Spice Latte Ale from Atwater. https://www.atwaterbeer.com/beer/pumpkin-spice-latte-ale/
- Robert experienced The Oxorcist II Imperial Pumpkin Ale from Old Ox Brewery. https://www.oldoxbrewery.com/beer/the-oxorcist/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll throw bags of barf on your driveway.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time your urologist forgot to lube up his finger before your prostate exam and you enjoyed it, you sick fucker.
- A church keeps finding bags of vomit in its parking lot. https://www.tysonsreporter.com/2020/10/09/locals-befuddled-by-bags-of-barf-at-vienna-church/
- You might want to bring your own condoms next time you visit Vietnam. https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html
- It turns out lube isn’t an effective disinfectant. Who knew? https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/6149811/mum-lube-daughter-school-sanitiser-coronavirus-livingston/
- It’s only acceptable to pull fire alarms when you’re wearing pants. https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/ohio-woman-accused-running-naked-pulling-fire-alarms-tennessee-motel/OKR3LZJZCZB3RAYD76WNDYAXAQ/
- Being titled “Dumbest thieves of the Week” in the state of Florida definitely isn’t something to put on a resume. https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-duo-named-dumbest-thieves-of-the-week
- Hurricane Delta blasted a 200-ton whale 400 miles from shore. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hurricane-delta-blasts-200-ton-whale-400-miles-off-coast-of-louisiana-in-middle-of-arkansas-farm/

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TTB026: Beer Helmet

On: July 10, 2017July 11, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 26 for Monday, July 10, 2017:

Usual opening mumblings, bitchings, etc.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob downed a few Devil Dog Oatmeal Stouts by Roak Brewing Co. https://roakbrewing.com/core-beers/
- Robert enjoyed a couple Dirty Little Freaks by DuClaw Brewing Co. https://duclaw.com/beers/dirty-little-freak/
- Follow us on Untappd, the social network for craft beer enthusiasts, at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
A few…interesting…voicemails this week!
- Elderly Listener put down her crossword puzzle for a bit and concocted a mashup of fake words from episode 24. She’s so clever.
- Scary Caller freaked us all out as he usually does. Bob K. and Rob Phil made sure their deadbolts were locked that night.
The community was especially vocal about our “gross shit that people do” segment from episode 25 and had a few of their own to share. Thanks, and you’re welcome!
The Bobs are still happy with their decision to start spraying the mud off of the driveway instead of wiping it with paper (think metaphorically, if you can. You probably don’t know what a metaphor is though.). Thanks again, BioBidet!
- Be sure to check out biobidet.com. Your ass will thank you!
TWO crazy news stories this week, because we care about what’s going on in the world.
- A newscaster gets puked on while reporting on a beer-chugging “Ironman” competition. It’s as disgusting and hilarious as it sounds. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/reporter-gets-puked-on-during-beer-ironman-gross_us_595cb2a5e4b05c37bb80c3fb
- What better way to clear a beehive in your garage than shooting fireworks at it? Unless, of course, you like your garage. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fireworks-bees-garage-fire_us_595cb3bfe4b02734df34c477

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TTB018: Betty White Is Not Dead

On: May 15, 2017May 15, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 18 for Monday, May 15, 2017:

We are excited to announce that The Two Bobs is now part of the BS Podcast Network! Visit www.bspodcastnetwork.com for more info and to check out their entire arsenal of kickass shows.
In honor of Mother’s Day, The Bobs had a very special guest on the show: Elderly Listener (aka Rob’s Mom).
What are we drinking?
- Elderly Listener put her dentures in and enjoyed a Pineapple Beach by Funky Buddha Brewery
- Rob took down a Porter by Founders Brewing Co.
- Robert drank a Devil’s Backbone Striped Bass Pale Ale
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
More bidet talk because Robert still hasn’t gotten over canceling his previous Amazon order.
A brewery made beer out of urine collected at a music festival! You should try some–and let us know how it is–because we sure the hell aren’t drinking any of it. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/norrebro-bryghus-microbrewery-in-denmark-made-beer-using-human-urine
Woman gets drunk on vanilla extract. Bonus topic: Vanilla extract contains beaver anus. http://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/littering-investigation-leads-to-dui-arrest/520939538
Chinese man shoves a live eel up his butt to cure constipation. Shockingly, things don’t go well. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/mister-eel
Wedding officiant blows chunks in the middle of a wedding ceremony. ‘Nuff said. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/officiant-vomits-during-wedding-vows

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TTB013: It Can’t Be As Bad As Vomit

On: April 10, 2017April 11, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs recorded episode 13 on Sunday, April 9, 2017. They each almost vomited. Enjoy!

Rob is going back to work after a week-long staycation. Back to reality!
Rob finally made a Ben & Jerry’s and liquor concoction, made from Mint Chocolate Cookie and Bailey’s Irish Cream. It tasted like a delicious liquored-up milkshake!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Robert drank a Oskar Blues Old Chub, Scottish Ale, recommended by listener Joe G. (oskarblues.com)
- Rob sucked on an Organic Chocolate Stout by Samuel Smith Old Brewery (samuelsmithsbrewery.co.uk)
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
TV show updates
- Rob tricked his wife into watching House of Cards and she’s digging it.
- Robert still isn’t watching Game of Thrones. All is not yet right in the universe.
Robert watched Rogue One. He liked it even though everyone dies. But don’t tell anyone, because that would spoil it.
Peepza (pizza garnished with Peeps) is real. We’ve yet to get Gordon Ramsay’s feedback. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/im-enraged-by-peeps-on-pizza-and-you-should-be-too_us_58e3b45ee4b0d0b7e164da23)
Ranker’s Top 10 Easter candies unveiled! (http://www.ranker.com/list/best-easter-candy/chef-jen)
The Bobs play Beanboozled. Rob wins; Robert nearly loses his dinner. (https://www.jellybelly.com/beanboozled-spinner-jelly-bean-gift-box-4th-edition-/p/98782)
A crazy 7-11 customer goes ape shit after his credit card is declined for a 75-cent M&M’s purchase. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-rampages-7-11-credit-card_us_58e691f5e4b07da81324d7bd?section=us_weird-news)

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