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TTB035: Pumpkin Spice All The Things

On: October 2, 2017October 1, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 35 for Monday, October 2, 2017:

After a two-week hiatus, The Bobs are back in sweet podcasting action!
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Dark Horse Toonilla http://www.darkhorsebrewery.com/
- Robert slurped down a Shipyard Brewing Co. Pumpkinhead https://shipyard.com/beer/pumpkinhead/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll switch all of your toilets to hot water.
Got a great iTunes review. Thanks, Christopher Reinhard…IF that’s even your real name.
Rob lost his AirPods because F everything. Robert loves Tile trackers.
- Visit thetileapp.com to find out what the big deal is!
Coke vs. Pepsi revisit…with the addition of RC Cola. If The Bobs agree on anything it’s that RC is terrible and only rednecks drink it.
Has pumpkin spice gone too far? (Hint: It’s the opposite of “yes”).
- The Bobs discuss 65 pumpkin spiced goods that have no business being pumpkin spiced…or do they? https://www.eater.com/2017/9/26/16330438/pumpkin-spice-food-pop-tarts-kit-kats-milanos-jello
A double dose of crazy news to make up for zero doses of crazy news last week! Not that The Bobs feel like they owe you shit…
- The Mad Pooper shits on your lawn, and on our hearts <3. https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Jogger-Called-Mad-Pooper-Pooping-Public-44045302
- Some dumbbell gets his dick stuck in a dumbbell…yep. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/18/Firefighters-cut-through-dumbbell-weight-to-free-male-organ/2501505744017/

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TTB027: Rob Loves Game of Thrones

On: July 17, 2017July 26, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:04:37 — 29.6MB)

The Two Bobs episode 27 for Monday, July 17, 2017:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Mackinac Island Fudge Stout by Arbor Brewing Co. http://www.arborbrewing.com/beers/mackinac-island-fudge-stout/
  - Once the fudge stout was down the hatch, he cracked open a Rochester Red Ale from Rochester Mills Beer Co. http://www.beercos.com/our-beer/year-round-beers/rochester-red-ale-beer/
- Robert couldn’t figure out what he wanted but eventually settled on The Poet from New Holland Brewing. http://newhollandbrew.com/our-beer/the-poet/
- Literally follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB. We welcome stalkers!
Scary caller left a voicemail! We’d be worried if he didn’t.
Robert cheated on Rob with another podcaster this week and made a guest appearance on The Dad Chronicle. Give it a listen. It’s cool shit, especially if you’re a dad or a creep. https://thedadchronicle.podbean.com
- Also listen to Alex’s other show, Geek:30 Happy Hour, at http://geekthirtypodcast.podbean.com
Game of Thrones is back. In the usual TTB fashion, Rob gave Robert a bunch of shit for not watching it. Robert posed an unanswerable question.
More feedback from our “gross shit that people do at the office” segment from episode 25.
Would you like a handy list of the unhealthiest menu items at popular food chains? Well, you’re getting one either way. https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/unhealthy-food-menu-items-most-popular-chain-restaurants
Gordon Ramsay is eating pineapple on pizza for charity. He’s a much better man than Rob. http://time.com/4847819/gordon-ramsay-pineapple-pizza/
Where would the world be without crazy news? We hope to never find out. This week’s serving involves a Chick-Fil-A, a crazy woman impersonating a federal agent, and a healthy dose of obscenities. http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/267163075-story

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TTB023: Luv Da Dough

On: June 19, 2017June 30, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 23 for Monday, June 19, 2017:

Rob is vacationing this week. He went to a Dave Matthews concert but swears he didn’t get high.
Robert finally straightened up his podcast backdrop for Rob, with Melissa’s help.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had a 22oz Lagunitas Imperial Stout. At 9.9% ABV you can imagine how that turned out. https://lagunitas.com/beers/imperial-stout
- Rob talked about last week’s beer mishap.
- Robert enjoyed a New Holland Mad Hatter. http://newhollandbrew.com/our-beer/mad-hatter/ but followed up by drinking a Milk Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/milk-stout/
Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
Scary caller left another voicemail to let us know that nobody is safe. Rob maintains that he’s safe because Robert will disappear first.
The Bobs talked about their experiences with the sweet bidets their friends at BioBidet sent them. Toilet paper is so 2016. Thanks again, BioBidet!
- Check out BioBidet’s entire lineup of butthole cleansing machines at biobidet.com. Your ass will thank you for it!
The Bobs got drunk and talked about some of the trashiest tattoos known to man. Seriously, these things are ridiculous. http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/18354/slide1
Crazy news story! This one bastard tried to outrun “The Freeze” at a Braves game. Spoiler alert: He ate dirt, and The Freeze’s dust. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/beat-the-freeze-race-atlanta-braves-fan-falls

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TTB022: The Clown Prince

On: June 12, 2017July 3, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 22 for Monday, June 12, 2017:

Scary Caller checked in again, and The Bobs are concerned. Except for Rob.
Adulting is still hard.
What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob gulped down a Milk Stout by Left Hand Brewing Co. http://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/milk-stout/
- Robert made sweet love to a Legend Golden IPA http://www.legendbrewing.com/ourbeers.asp
  - Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
  - Send us your beer recommendations! We have social things you can post to, or just email us at hello@thetwobobs.com
After talking about beer pairings, The Bobs went on a bit of a food tangent.
Our friends at BioBidet sent us some sweet bidets to try out. More to come next week! In the meantime, check out biobidet.com to discover how spraying water at your butthole can benefit you!
House of Cards season 5 is out. Rob is a few episodes in. Robert hasn’t started season 4 yet. #fail
Crazy news stories FTW!
- Sussex County, Wisconsin has the SEXiest water tower in the Midwest. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/drivers-greeted-by-sex-on-water-tower-after-painters-take-a-break/
- Crazy lady gets so caught up in her road rage that she barely notices that her car has just been jacked. Karma is a bitch, and so is she. http://abc13.com/2061122/
- This guy in Canada casually cuts his grass next to a massive tornado. No need to be concerned because he was “keeping an eye on it.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2017/06/04/stunning-photo-shows-a-man-casually-mowing-his-lawn-as-a-tornado-looms-behind-him/

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TTB018: Betty White Is Not Dead

On: May 15, 2017May 15, 2017 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 53:28 — 24.5MB)

The Two Bobs episode 18 for Monday, May 15, 2017:

We are excited to announce that The Two Bobs is now part of the BS Podcast Network! Visit www.bspodcastnetwork.com for more info and to check out their entire arsenal of kickass shows.
In honor of Mother’s Day, The Bobs had a very special guest on the show: Elderly Listener (aka Rob’s Mom).
What are we drinking?
- Elderly Listener put her dentures in and enjoyed a Pineapple Beach by Funky Buddha Brewery
- Rob took down a Porter by Founders Brewing Co.
- Robert drank a Devil’s Backbone Striped Bass Pale Ale
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB
More bidet talk because Robert still hasn’t gotten over canceling his previous Amazon order.
A brewery made beer out of urine collected at a music festival! You should try some–and let us know how it is–because we sure the hell aren’t drinking any of it. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/norrebro-bryghus-microbrewery-in-denmark-made-beer-using-human-urine
Woman gets drunk on vanilla extract. Bonus topic: Vanilla extract contains beaver anus. http://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/littering-investigation-leads-to-dui-arrest/520939538
Chinese man shoves a live eel up his butt to cure constipation. Shockingly, things don’t go well. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/mister-eel
Wedding officiant blows chunks in the middle of a wedding ceremony. ‘Nuff said. https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/officiant-vomits-during-wedding-vows

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