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TTB211: Aggravated Baggery

On: April 17, 2023April 17, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 211 for Monday, April 17, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Ale from Boulevard. https://www.boulevard.com/beerinfo/chocolate-ale/
- Robert took down a Coco Van Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-coco-van-all-canned-dates/2312248
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll steal your scooter.
Nothing in this week’s CRAZY NEWS should be considered financial advice, unless Robert said it.
- A real-life Snakes on a Plane occurred in Africa. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-65188013
- Florida Man® stole an electric scooter from Target and then attempted to assemble it right in front of the store. https://wpde.com/news/offbeat/dumb-criminal-man-attempts-to-assemble-stolen-electric-scooter-in-front-of-store-florida-razor-theft-busted-flagler-county-drugs-arrested
- Florida Man® stole a jetski, then got naked and fought with police. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/miami-beach-man-tried-to-steal-jet-ski-got-naked-fought-with-officers-police/3007040/
- Florida Man® got a lengthy prison sentence for shooting himself. Not sure if he meant to or not. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-gets-lengthy-prison-term-for-shooting-himself/
- A man (surprisingly not from Florida) lost his wanking arm attempting the new “Pet a Shark” TikTok challenge. Prolly should have just eaten Tide Pods like the rest of us. https://dailynewsreported.com/live/man-loses-his-wanking-arm-attempting-the-new-tiktok-pet-a-shark-challenge/

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TTB199: Grinch Fight

On: December 12, 2022December 11, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 199 for Monday, December 12, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Ale from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/raspberry-ale/
- Robert took down a Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout from Left Hand. For the second time in The Two Bobs history. Which also happens to be against the rules. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/wake-up-dead
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant meth on you for your next court hearing.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the GOP’s new slogan, “If we didn’t win, they clearly cheated.”
- The Grinch and a reindeer got into a fight. They say the Grinch’s penis shrank three times that day. https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/christmas-party-brawl-between-grinch-and-reindeer-leads-to-arrest
- A car struck multiple parked cars in a Walmart parking lot. We know what you’re thinking: “Someone should take her license!” It was a dog, you sexist pig. https://nypost.com/2022/12/03/reckless-driver-in-walmart-parking-lot-that-struck-2-cars-turns-out-to-be-dog/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral
- A man was arrested for slapping a police horse in the butt. He wasn’t drunk, just incredibly stupid. https://geartape.com/man-faces-charges-for-slapping-police-horse-on-butt/
- Florida Man® shoplifted from a Walmart full of police deputies. It went as expected. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/bad-idea-brad-man-steals-from-florida-walmart-store-full-of-deputies-shopping-for-local-children
- A man brought meth to his court hearing…about meth. https://www.chattanoogan.com/2022/12/6/460532/Man-Arriving-At-Courthouse-For-Hearing.aspx
- The self-checkouts were out to get her so she murdered a bunch with her car. https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/irate-customer-plows-into-a-california-based-walmart-to-destroy-the-self-checkout-machines/

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TTB197: Hot Dog Turf War

On: November 28, 2022November 28, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 197 for Monday, November 28, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Dave thoroughly enjoyed a French Toast Bastard from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/french-toast-bastard/
- Robert improperly poured a Peanut Butter Milk Stout Nitro from Left Hand Brewing Company. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/peanut-butter-milk-stout-nitro
- Follow us on Untapped at @mcfly227 and @lowercaserobert or we’ll invite the world’s dirtiest man skinny dipping in your pool.
Rob’s not here, so why not have a guest? Friend of the show Dave steps in while Rob is somewhere warm.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a dog carrying a severed head around Zacatecas — SHOCKING!
- Someone decided to smuggle a handgun onto an airplane. Inside a raw chicken. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tsa-gun-raw-chicken-carry-on-bag-plane-florida/
- A Floridian blames his car issues on space aliens… from outer space. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article268054902.html
- A rental property is being overrun by ghosts who can’t keep their pants on. https://www.foxnews.com/media/texas-homeowner-hooker-ghosts-taken-over-rental-property-trying-stir-up-business
- What’s better than a dog carrying a severed head down around town? We can’t think of anything. https://nypost.com/2022/10/31/dog-runs-with-decapitated-head-in-mouth-through-mexican-town/
- Who knew hot dogs could be dangerous? Cardiologists, for one, but some unsuspecting concert-goers found out the hard way. https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/local/hot-dog-vendor-arrested-for-stabbing-hot-dog-vendor-outside-petco-park/509-287e0d17-716a-49c3-894b-17d115e15ee0
- Mexican food is delicious but doesn’t always agree with you. This guy tried to use that to his advantage. https://dailynewsreported.com/enviromental/houston-man-arrested-with-condoms-full-of-heroin-in-his-buttocks-blames-bad-mexican-food/

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TTB155: Pizza Battery

On: May 31, 2021May 30, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 155 for Monday, May 31, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Blood Orange Honey from Cheboygan Brewing Co. https://www.cheboyganbrewing.com/blood-orange-honey
- Robert had an Orange Vanilla Caramel (not carmel) Macchiato Stout from Old Busthead Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/orange-vanilla-caramel-macchiato-stout
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll backhand you with a slice of pizza.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is almost as crazy as not getting vaccinated because you think the government is using it to track you. Spoiler alert! Nobody gives a fuck where you are, especially the President. Stop thinking you’re special.
- A dad gets upset at his daughter for not wanting pizza. And rightfully so! https://www.tampafp.com/florida-man-arrested-after-striking-daughter-with-a-slice-of-pizza/
- He’s just not that into you. https://www.ksl.com/article/50173540/man-who-didnt-want-girlfriend-moving-in-with-him-burned-his-trailer-prosecutors-say
- When you don’t have an HOA, sometimes you have to take the law(n) into your own hands. https://siouxlandnews.com/news/local/man-allegedly-sets-neighbors-house-on-fire-because-they-didnt-mow-lawn
- A place in Virginia is serving cicadas in their tacos, taking away the choice of crunchy or soft. https://nypost.com/2021/05/21/virginia-chef-serves-up-tasty-cicada-tacos/
- Sometimes you just gotta fling soiled dog pads at someone who isn’t listening. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/dog-pads-collar-286319
- A 500 pound man sharts on a plane, with condequences even more horrific than you might imagine. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/500-pound-man-spread-coronavirus-to-372-passengers-after-wet-farting-in-airplane-during-flight-to-cancun/

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TTB122: Emotional Support Beer

On: February 10, 2020February 9, 2020 By: The Two Bobs

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 47:04 — 21.7MB)

The Two Bobs episode 122 for Monday, February 10, 2020:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob chugged a Southern Tier Nitro Crème Brûlée Stout. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/creme-brulee-stout/
- Robert knocked back a Three Notch’d 40 Miles to the Border Agave IPA. https://www.taphunter.com/beer/three-notchd-40-miles-to-the-border/6018576343891968
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll kidnap you. Ahh, what the hell are we talking about? You’re probably overweight so that’s impossible.
Fat people are harder to kidnap. Who knew? Apparently a joint called East of Chicago Pizza. https://www.wbrc.com/2020/01/28/fat-people-are-harder-kidnap-controversial-barberton-pizza-shop-billboard-taken-down-after-backlash/
Crazy News so crazy that even the craziest of crazies say “That’s crazy!”
- A Facebook Marketplace transaction involving frozen shrimp goes terribly wrong. https://triblive.com/local/pittsburgh-allegheny/fight-over-shrimp-on-pittsburghs-north-side-lands-two-women-in-jail/
- Some genius decided to register his beer as an emotional support beer. For some reason it didn’t go over well. https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/brooklyn-man-registers-beer-as-emotional-support-animal/
- A 19-year-old who really likes tomatoes got angry with her elderly dinner mates for not having enough tomatoes. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/teen-tomato-beef-650973
- Who knew calling 9-1-1 was an aphrodisiac? We’ve got the answers. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/return-of-duddles-275108
- Over a month now mi woman a lose all a har panty dem. http://jamaica-star.com/article/news/20200131/panty-thief-beaten-mobay
- Patty O’Furniture couldn’t get chicks the usual way, so he stepped up his game. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/irish-midget-accused-of-posing-as-a-leprechaun-to-extort-sex-from-26-women-in-exchange-for-pot-of-gold/

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