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TTB208: Nails Duly Reported

On: March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 208 for Monday, March 20, 2023:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Éclair Rye Hipster Brunch Stout from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-chocolate-eclair-rye-hipster-brunch-stout/4604949
- Robert took down a Pigeon Scout Choconut Pastry Stout from Eavesdrop Brewery. https://untappd.com/b/eavesdrop-brewery-pigeon-scout-chococonut/5119369
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll train our roosters to attack you.
Rob’s technical woes continued. God damn it.
Performing any of the acts in this week’s CRAZY NEWS will land you in prison. If you’re in the New York area there’s a big dumb pumpkin with a red hat looking for a cellmate. Whatever you do, don’t drop the soap.
- If you’re ever at Taco Bell when they run out of Crunch Wrap Supremes you best leave. https://www.outkick.com/chaos-breaks-out-at-taco-bell-after-they-run-out-of-crunch-wrap-supremes/
- Roosters are taking over a Phoenix neighborhood. https://www.azfamily.com/2023/03/11/realtor-says-roosters-taking-over-phoenix-neighborhood-deterring-potential-buyers/
- Boneless wings aren’t made of chicken meat. This Richard just realized it and got all butthurt and now he’s suing Buffalo Wild Wings. He’s hoping to use the proceeds to move out of his parents’ basement. https://www.washingtonpost.com/food/2023/03/13/buffalo-wild-wings-boneless-lawsuit/
- A car crashed into a Houston coffee shop and almost killed some podcasters. Who records a podcast in a coffee shop? https://www.fox26houston.com/news/caught-on-camera-car-crashes-into-houston-coffee-shop-while-podcasters-were-filming
- Florida Man® had meth hidden in his butt. https://wdhafm.com/2023/02/10/florida-man-picks-a-really-bad-hiding-spot-for-his-meth/
- A man spends the day telling people their babies are ugly. https://dailynewsreported.com/togetherness/man-spends-the-day-telling-people-that-their-babies-are-ugly-while-standing-outside-of-walmart/

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TTB199: Grinch Fight

On: December 12, 2022December 11, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 199 for Monday, December 12, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Ale from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/raspberry-ale/
- Robert took down a Wake Up Dead Imperial Stout from Left Hand. For the second time in The Two Bobs history. Which also happens to be against the rules. https://lefthandbrewing.com/beers/wake-up-dead
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll plant meth on you for your next court hearing.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the GOP’s new slogan, “If we didn’t win, they clearly cheated.”
- The Grinch and a reindeer got into a fight. They say the Grinch’s penis shrank three times that day. https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/christmas-party-brawl-between-grinch-and-reindeer-leads-to-arrest
- A car struck multiple parked cars in a Walmart parking lot. We know what you’re thinking: “Someone should take her license!” It was a dog, you sexist pig. https://nypost.com/2022/12/03/reckless-driver-in-walmart-parking-lot-that-struck-2-cars-turns-out-to-be-dog/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral
- A man was arrested for slapping a police horse in the butt. He wasn’t drunk, just incredibly stupid. https://geartape.com/man-faces-charges-for-slapping-police-horse-on-butt/
- Florida Man® shoplifted from a Walmart full of police deputies. It went as expected. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/bad-idea-brad-man-steals-from-florida-walmart-store-full-of-deputies-shopping-for-local-children
- A man brought meth to his court hearing…about meth. https://www.chattanoogan.com/2022/12/6/460532/Man-Arriving-At-Courthouse-For-Hearing.aspx
- The self-checkouts were out to get her so she murdered a bunch with her car. https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/irate-customer-plows-into-a-california-based-walmart-to-destroy-the-self-checkout-machines/

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TTB187: Gasassassin

On: July 25, 2022July 24, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 187 for Monday, July 25, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Real Feel from Transient. https://untappd.com/b/transient-artisan-ales-real-feel/4159262
- Robert took down a Coffee & Cakes Imperial Stout from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untappd.com/b/hubbard-s-cave-coffee-and-cakes-all-canned-dates/2269517
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we won’t thank you next time you hold the door open.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like lighting fireworks on July 5^th: Fucking stupid.
- A Connecticut man was arrested after pointing a gun at people who didn’t thank him for holding the door. https://www.wtnh.com/news/crime-news/man-arrested-after-pointing-gun-at-people-who-didnt-thank-him-for-holding-door/
- Florida man smoked some meth and then assaulted a mattress in a jealous rage. https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Meth-smoking-Florida-man-attacks-mattress-in-jealous-rage-509123991.html
- A home in Florida went missing. Literally. It disappeared, and they can’t find it. https://www.tampafp.com/deputies-in-florida-need-help-finding-a-home-literally-its-missing/
- A man bought a sex doll that looks like his wife so he can bang it whenever she’s not in the mood.https://www.ladbible.com/community/husband-buys-sex-doll-looks-like-wife-when-shes-not-in-the-mood-20220717
- Back to Florida, this idiot called 911 because his girlfriend wanted Sour Patch Kids. Today he’s more concerned about dropping the soap in the shower.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/sour-patch-911-call-649521
- A woman dubbed “Gasassassin” passed a silent but deadly fart in church, killing one and injuring three. https://dailynewsreported.com/enviromental/woman-dubbed-the-gasassassin-passes-a-silent-but-deadly-fart-in-church-1-dead-3-others-wounded/

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TTB176: Parachuting Spiders

On: March 14, 2022March 27, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 176 for Monday, March 14, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Soupy C from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-soupy-c/4101816
- Robert nursed a Nuances of Meaning IPA from Aslin Beer Co. https://www.aslinbeer.com/shipping/Nuances-of-Meaning-IPA-4-pack-p432975162
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll send giant parachuting spiders to your home. If you’re in Georgia or DC that’s probably already happening.
Giant parachuting spiders are threatening to wreak havoc on the East Coast this May. Everyone LOL @ Robert. https://www.axios.com/local/washington-dc/2022/03/09/giant-joro-spiders-east-coast-may
This week’s CRAZY NEWS can be described as one of those dreams where you wake up and think, “What the hell was that?” but then you realize that it wasn’t a dream at all but a harsh reminder that Florida should be physically detached from the rest of the country and floated out to sea.
- Florida man disrobed and shat on his neighbor’s porch. Next! https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/naked-clearwater-man-arrested-for-defecating-on-neighbors-porch-deputies-say/
- Florida woman got wasted, huffed a bunch of spray deodorant and went for a drive. Her car probably smelled amazing as it was swerving all over the road. https://cbs12.com/news/local/deodarant-huffing-dui-katherine-theodore-martin-county-sheriff
- Crazy shit mostly happens in Florida but that doesn’t mean other states aren’t immune to it. Take this one out of sunny California, for example. This guy pretended to be a police officer before unknowingly stopping an actual off-duty police officer. It didn’t end well for him. https://www.ksbw.com/article/man-arrested-for-impersonating-a-police-officer-in-greenfield-after-pulling-over-off-duty-deputy/39357816#
- Staying in California, this guy—in an act of desperation over the high price of gas—blew his home and his face up trying to convert meth to gasoline. Thanks, Putin! https://dailynewsreported.com/breaking-news/man-blows-up-his-home-trying-to-convert-meth-to-gasoline/

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TTB165: Plastic Princess

On: October 18, 2021October 31, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 165 for Monday, October 18, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Crème Brulee Java Stout from Kuhnhenn. https://untappd.com/b/kuhnhenn-brewing-company-creme-brulee-java-stout/5611
- Robert had a The Fear Imperial Pumpkin Ale from Flying Dog. https://www.flyingdog.com/beers/fear/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll force feed you dog biscuits.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is so insane we had to bring reinforcements. Thanks, Dave!
- While most of us think of Iran as this beautiful tourist destination that is in no way a threat to the rest of the world, it turns out they have some bizarre TV censorship rules. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10065797/New-Iranian-TV-censorship-rules-ban-women-eating-Pizza-screen.html
- An Ontario man called 911 because he was stuck in traffic and had to pee. Prolly drank too much Labatt and Molson Canadian. https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-man-calls-911-because-he-s-stuck-in-traffic-and-has-to-go-pee-1.5616534
- A man who married a rice cooker (The machine kind, not the human kind. Don’t be racist.) got a divorce four days later. https://www.unilad.co.uk/life/man-who-married-rice-cooker-gets-divorce-4-days-later/
- Someone gave Florida Man a sword and a box of matches. The rest of the story writes itself. https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-man-wielding-sword-sets-fire-in-roadway-floods-booking-office-after-arrest/
- We were joined by a very special guest: Loyal TTB listener Dave. He and Robert were fighting for Rob’s attention while we were recording so it was only fitting we had him on the show in that moment.
  - When you’re taking photos of shit you’re selling on the internet be mindful of what’s in the background, especially when it’s meth. https://www.kbtx.com/2021/10/01/man-trying-sell-catalytic-converter-arrested-meth-instead/
  - Purina recently terminated the employment of a man caught stealing and eating over $30,000 in dog biscuits. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/purina-employee-arrested-for-stealing-and-eating-over-30000-of-dog-biscuits/

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