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TTB177: Random Bum Tattoo

On: March 28, 2022March 27, 2022 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 177 for Monday, March 28, 2022:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Jelly Donut Even More Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untappd.com/b/evil-twin-brewing-strawberry-jelly-donut-even-more-jesus/4389995
- Robert took down a Braaaaaaaains Raspberry, Raspberry, Raspberry Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untappd.com/b/drekker-brewing-company-braaaaaaaains-raspberry-raspberry-raspberry/4446621
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll tattoo TTB on your ass.
Robert hasn’t spotted any Joro spiders yet but there have been some developments.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS can only be described as a giant parachuting spider landing on your ass and tattooing its name on it. Years later, you find yourself sleeping in the wrong AirBnB and decide to search for the spider only to discover it was in the home the whole time. Frustrated, you feed it poisoned cake then shoot it with the crossbow you had stuffed down your pants. Your kids are soon kicked off their sports teams because their coach is a porn-addicted entomologist.
- A visitor to South Florida spends the night in a stranger’s home thinking it was his AirBnB. https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/south-florida-visitor-spends-night-in-strangers-home-thinking-it-was-his-airbnb/
- A UK woman who got a man’s name tattooed on her ass searches for him years later.https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-hunting-man-whose-name-23446660
- An OnlyFans MILF with Robert’s name tattooed on her ass claims that her kids were kicked out of sports. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/my-kids-were-kicked-sports-26426636
- Florida man stole a crossbow by stuffing it down his pants. Unfortunately, it wasn’t loaded. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-accused-stealing-crossbow-stuffing-pants-rcna17479
- A woman spiked her goodbye cake with laxatives. Shit went down. https://dailynewsreported.com/humanities/woman-spikes-her-goodbye-cake-at-work-with-laxatives-chaos-ensues-as-people-shit-everywhere/

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TTB163: Toll Booth Willie

On: September 20, 2021September 19, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 163 for Monday, September 20, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Deep Depths Berry S’more from Homes. https://www.homesbrewery.com/
- Robert had a Velvet Rush from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/velvet-rush/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll hide pig nipples in your McDonald’s food.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like an old shoe: It’s gross but you have to smell it if someone asks you to.
- A woman steals a fire truck and blames it on potion. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/elixir-of-life-arrest-710843
- All mammals have nipples but that doesn’t mean we want them in our fast food. Maybe you do though, you sick fucker. https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/mcdonalds-customer-vows-to-go-vegan-after-finding-pig-nipple/
- A getaway car takes off without one shoplifting suspect. https://fox2now.com/news/getaway-car-takes-off-without-shoplifting-suspect-in-edwardsville-viral-video/
- A man is tased for twerking…during a traffic stop…in the middle of a highway. Alright, maybe that’s fair. https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2021/09/09/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop
- Florida man was arrested for exposing himself at seven separate tollbooths.https://www.tampafp.com/toll-booth-willy-florida-man-arrested-after-showing-it-all-at-seven-toll-booths/
- A drug dealer was busted after calling 911 to report 150 pounds of cocaine were stolen. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drug-dealer-busted-after-calling-911-to-report-150-lbs-of-cocaine-stolen/

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TTB156: Mr. Cockynuts is Missing

On: June 7, 2021July 25, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 156 for Monday, June 7, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Cynosure SBL from Homes. https://untappd.com/b/homes-brewery-cynosure-raspberry-blueberry-lemon/4326390
- Robert had a Great Debate Chocolate Milk Stout from Brothers Craft Brewing. https://www.brotherscraftbrewing.com/our-beer/details/chocolate-milk-great-debate/
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll throw a cat at you.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you sharted in church and made the priest say a dirty word during mass.
- This journalist knows how to multitask. She’s also a bit of a whore. https://nypost.com/2021/06/01/danish-journalist-has-sex-during-interview-for-segment-on-swingers-club/
- When you don’t have a gun, use a cat instead. https://www.aol.com/news/ex-con-accused-using-cat-175650194.html
- This sex doll lover from TTB147: Pancake Battery is down with humans as long as he or she likes to bang dolls too. https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/bodybuilder-in-throuple-with-sex-dolls-says-he-will-only-date-a-human-if-they-are-into-sex-dolls-as-well-4907247064842240.html
- A Trump supporter (shocking) is busted after going on a serial pooping spree. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/trump-fan-busted-for-serial-pooping-spree-547906
- Face tattoos are generally a bad idea, but this guy took things to a whole new level of idiocy. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/forehead-tattoo/headband-needed-984013
- What would a Walmart employee who just won the lottery do if not show up naked to work with his boss’s face tattooed to his ass? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/lottery-winner-shows-up-naked-for-his-work-shift-at-walmart-store-with-bosss-face-tattooed-on-his-ass/

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TTB149: The Family Episode

On: February 8, 2021February 14, 2021 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 149 for Monday, February 8, 2021:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed a Rum Ham from Oddside Ales. https://oddsideales.com/beer/all-our-craft-beers/
- Robert slurped down a Snow Day from Blue Mountain Brewery. https://untappd.com/b/blue-mountain-brewery-snow-day/4067521
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll slip laxative in your chocolate.
TWO episodes in a row. Suck on that!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like your half-brother Dad made years ago when he was on a business trip: You don’t like him, but you still invite him over for Christmas all while fantasizing about his demise.
- A man found with heroin tells the cops it’s “chocolate laxative.” https://weartv.com/news/local/report-crestview-man-found-with-heroin-tells-deputies-its-a-chocolate-laxative
- This guy in the Florida Man’s Florida Man. https://nypost.com/2021/02/02/man-with-florida-tattoo-on-head-calls-911-for-ride-home/
- She didn’t pull over for police because she just didn’t feel right about it. https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woman-accused-of-speeding-not-pulling-over-for-officers-because-she-felt-like-it/article_ec649de8-6661-11eb-8516-5b3a392f8fe0.html
- This genius almost killed himself eating the world’s hottest pepper trying to beat his own world record. https://www.foodandwine.com/news/carolina-reaper-pepper-eating-world-record
- A former Krispy Kreme employee sues the company for $2 million after being let go for eating 200 pounds of donuts a week. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/krispy-kreme-employee-sues-company-for-2m-after-being-fired-for-eating-200-pounds-of-donuts-per-week/

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TTB114: He’s A Good Boy

On: October 21, 2019October 21, 2019 By: The Two Bobs

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The Two Bobs episode 114 for Monday, October 21, 2019:

What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob had a Screamin’ Pumpkin from Griffin Claw. https://untappd.com/b/griffin-claw-brewing-company-screamin-pumpkin/434816
- Robert enjoyed a Caramel Macchiato Stout from Old Bust Head Brewing Co. https://www.oldbusthead.com/caramel-macchiato-stout
- Follow us on Untappd at @lowercaserobert and @RobFromTTB or we’ll have you impregnated by aliens.
Another asshole on the internet invented an offensive pizza concoction. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a55692/candy-corn-pizza/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is just like that time you passed out drunk in college and your asshole hurt the next morning. You know what probably happened but you’d rather not think or talk about it.
- A man with his own name tattooed on his neck was arrested after giving the cops a fake name. https://www.wandtv.com/news/man-with-his-own-name-tattooed-on-his-neck-arrested/article_e54180dc-ee97-11e9-9b49-b7632a872c1c.html
- A Florida man named Samuel L. Jackson was accused of threatening a police officer. If he were the real Sammy J. that cop wouldn’t have lived to tell about it. https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-named-samuel-l-jackson-accused-of-threatening-cop
- Florida woman was accused of beating her boyfriend with a metal detector for watching porn. https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Elderly-Florida-woman-accused-of-hitting-boyfriend-with-metal-detector-for-watching-porn-563236502.html
- A mom busted her kid for using Alexa to cheat on his his homework. https://wrif.com/2019/10/16/a-mom-busts-her-kid-for-using-alexa-to-help-with-homework/
- This guy asked farmers if he could have sex with their animals and then retaliated when he was denied. https://www.njherald.com/news/20191010/vernon-man-asked-to-have-sex-with-farm-animals-placed-tire-deflation-devices-on-driveways-when-denied
- An Area 51 scientist claimed she was impregnated by an alien prisoner. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/area-51-scientist-claims-she-was-impregnated-by-an-alien-prisoner/

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