The Two Bobs episode 169 for Monday, December 6, 2021:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob enjoyed an Old Fashioned Jack from Arbor Brewing. https://untappd.com/b/arbor-brewing-company-old-fashioned-jack/1799644
- Robert failed us all and had a Hershey’s Chocolate Porter from Yuengling. Shockingly he hated it. https://www.yuengling.com/our-beer/yuengling-hersheys-chocolate-porter/
- Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll replace your kitchenware with salmon sperm.
- This week’s CRAZY NEWS is more appetizing than Robert’s choice of beer this week. Luckily the bar is extremely low.
- We all know that plastic is terrible for the environment, which why it’s being replaced with molded salmon sperm. https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/11/29/sperm-is-being-used-to-create-an-eco-friendly-alternative-to-plastic
- In an unprecedented display of narcissism, an Instagram “model” married herself then filed for divorce. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/model-who-married-herself-divorce-25514775
- A Walmart shopper had a very satisfying experience. In Walmart terms, he jerked off to porn using one of the display model laptops. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/satisfied-walmart-patron-390168
- A woman accidentally swallowed an AirPod instead of her painkiller.https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/11/21/woman-swallows-airpod-instead-of-painkiller-records-audio-from-stomach
- A trans-species man who identifies as a squirrel was arrested after orchestrating a 20-ton peanut truck heist. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/trans-species-man-who-identifies-as-a-squirrel-arrested-for-two-20-ton-peanut-truck-heists/
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